Only in Montana

Shoot folly as it flies. - Alexander Pope

Hunters do it with a big bang. - Unknown

Moose are the squirrels of Alaska. - Tim Moon

He who has no falcon must hunt with an owl. - Danish Proverb

Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Aim high and you won’t shoot your foot off. - Phyllis Diller

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting. - Christopher Morley

Head Hunter: The person to see if you have lost your head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

Pound for pound, the moose is the leanest ruminant on earth. - Daniel M Ortberg

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? - George Carlin

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

A hunt based only on trophies taken falls far short of what the ultimate goal should be. - Fred Bear

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead

Consultants are people who come down from the hill to shoot the wounded after the battle is over. - Doc Blakeley

I pranced around the room like a blind moose, but what I lacked in grace I made up for in effort. - Kiera Cass

In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown

A critic is someone who never actually goes to the battle, yet who afterwards comes out shooting the wounded. - Tyne Daly

I became hooked on the idea of being able to shoot an image and process it myself, and end up with a product. - Leonard Nimoy

Sometimes an alien would stand with a moose, not because of solidarity, but because of accidentally doing it. - Tao Lin

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. - Bjarne Stroustrup

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to 'prove their love' like a moose needs a hat rack. - Abigail VanBuren

I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway