QuotaBillsMoose are the squirrels of Alaska. - Tim Moon
Never shoot more than you can eat. - Unknown
Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown
Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin
Hunting: the least honorable form of war on the weak. - Paul Richard
Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Head Hunter: The person to see if you have lost your head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde
Stucco: What a lot of house hunters are getting these days - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? - George Carlin
The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite
Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown
When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi
Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey
Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey
If the hunter comes back with mushrooms, don't ask him how his hunt was. - Ghanaian Proverb
To hunt successfully, you must know your ground, your pack, and your quarry. - K J Parker
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. - Ashleigh Brilliant
Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton
A hunt based only on trophies taken falls far short of what the ultimate goal should be. - Fred Bear
The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead
There are sadistic scientists who hurry to hunt down errors instead of establishing the truth. - Marie Curie
I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray
My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette
Consultants are people who come down from the hill to shoot the wounded after the battle is over. - Doc Blakeley
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
I pranced around the room like a blind moose, but what I lacked in grace I made up for in effort. - Kiera Cass
A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx
In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown
If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell
I became hooked on the idea of being able to shoot an image and process it myself, and end up with a product. - Leonard Nimoy
Sometimes an alien would stand with a moose, not because of solidarity, but because of accidentally doing it. - Tao Lin
You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine
I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong
Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to 'prove their love' like a moose needs a hat rack. - Abigail VanBuren
I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey
Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson
I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump
When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan