Not-So-Smart Car
How smart is your car?
The Smart Car is cute, frugal on gas and ...
has a high safety rating according to the manufacturer.
But in reality, you can't change the laws of physics...
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Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson
My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown
Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas
Substance is not enough, accident is also required. - Greek Proverb
Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall
Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig
Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford
Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant
You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck
I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright
Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy
Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace
When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon
I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens
Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain
Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip
Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown
Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright
If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman
In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow
A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries
The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker
Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane
I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson
When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson
Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown
For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi
It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman
Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough
Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett
Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst