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Instinct is the nose of the mind. - Madame de Girardin

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Lead the audience by the nose to the thought. - Laurence Olivier

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

I look like a gorilla, just the way I'm built. - Dave Bautista

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

When it comes to global warming, coal is the gorilla in the room. - Jeff Goodell

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Flying is the second greatest thrill known to man. Landing is the first. - Unknown

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill. - George Burns

Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level. - Max L. Forman

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

When people ask if I do my own stunts, I always answer, "Not on purpose." - Billy Bob Thornton

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

It will be a killer, and a chiller, and a thriller, when I get the gorilla in Manila. - Muhammad Ali

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

Gorilla tourism is vital to Rwanda's economy: It's the third highest source of income. - Andy Serkis

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

That is what we are, what we do: nose a net, push push, a net that never exists. The knots in the mesh as strong as our own believing. Our own fears. - Peter Heller


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