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Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Lead the audience by the nose to the thought. - Laurence Olivier

I look like a gorilla, just the way I'm built. - Dave Bautista

Find your voice and inspire others to find theirs. - Stephen Covey

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

When it comes to global warming, coal is the gorilla in the room. - Jeff Goodell

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Happiness lies in the joy of achievement and the thrill of creative effort. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill. - George Burns

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

When people ask if I do my own stunts, I always answer, "Not on purpose." - Billy Bob Thornton

It will be a killer, and a chiller, and a thriller, when I get the gorilla in Manila. - Muhammad Ali

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose. - Mark Twain

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

It's like wrestling a gorilla. You don't quit when you're tired - you quit when the gorilla is tired. - Robert Strauss

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

His mind is concrete and fastidious,
His nose is remarkably big;
His visage is more or less hideous,
His beard it resembles a wig. - Edward Lear


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