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Nose Thrills

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Nose Thrills thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

You have to sniff out joy. Keep your nose to the joy trail. - Buffy Sainte-Marie

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

To see what is in front of one's nose needs a constant struggle. - George Orwell

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Flying is the second greatest thrill known to man. Landing is the first. - Unknown

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

After you cut off a person's nose there is no point in giving him a rose to smell. - Ravi Zacharias

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose. - Mark Twain

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

Gorilla tourism is vital to Rwanda's economy: It's the third highest source of income. - Andy Serkis

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

It's like wrestling a gorilla. You don't quit when you're tired - you quit when the gorilla is tired. - Robert Strauss

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. - Jim Bishop

I think what's going on with gorillas is pretty bad. The fact is that you can buy gorilla meat in London any day you want it. - Adam Ant

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

I can almost feel the wind beneath my wings; I can almost taste the thrill of flying away from this small town and never looking back. - Tessa Hall

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden


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