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Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Find your voice and inspire others to find theirs. - Stephen Covey

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable. - Cher

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Flying is the second greatest thrill known to man. Landing is the first. - Unknown

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Happiness lies in the joy of achievement and the thrill of creative effort. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level. - Max L. Forman

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose. - Mark Twain

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

His mind is concrete and fastidious,
His nose is remarkably big;
His visage is more or less hideous,
His beard it resembles a wig. - Edward Lear


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