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Nose Thrills

Sinus protection for the gorilla your dreams

Nose Thrills thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Maybe it ’snot such a good idea after all

Covid reaches the primates...

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Instinct is the nose of the mind. - Madame de Girardin

Aspire to inspire before we expire. - Unknown

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Find your voice and inspire others to find theirs. - Stephen Covey

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

You have to sniff out joy. Keep your nose to the joy trail. - Buffy Sainte-Marie

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Happiness lies in the joy of achievement and the thrill of creative effort. - Franklin D Roosevelt

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When people ask if I do my own stunts, I always answer, "Not on purpose." - Billy Bob Thornton

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

It will be a killer, and a chiller, and a thriller, when I get the gorilla in Manila. - Muhammad Ali

After you cut off a person's nose there is no point in giving him a rose to smell. - Ravi Zacharias

The more you learn about the dignity of the gorilla, the more you want to avoid people. - Dian Fossey

Gorilla tourism is vital to Rwanda's economy: It's the third highest source of income. - Andy Serkis

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. - Jim Bishop

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

His mind is concrete and fastidious,
His nose is remarkably big;
His visage is more or less hideous,
His beard it resembles a wig. - Edward Lear


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