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Instinct is the nose of the mind. - Madame de Girardin

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Find your voice and inspire others to find theirs. - Stephen Covey

There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose. - Oscar Wilde

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose. - Mark Twain

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward


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