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Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day

Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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