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Nipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

I'm tired of recipes assuming I have a stove. - Kevin Farzad

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

Grocerise: To sell off non-perishable food articles through eBeh channels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli


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