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Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

Advertising Executive: Yessir, nosir, ulcer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown

Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis

Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. - Alan Watts

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

The essence of strategy is choosing what not to do. - Michael Porter

A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

It isn't just creation and promotion; it is process as well. - Neil Patel

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

You may not be interested in strategy, but strategy is interested in you. - Leon Trotsky

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

Strategy 101 is all about choices: you can't be all things to all people. - Michael Porter

I wanted to promote skateboarding as much as possible through different media. - Tony Hawk

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

One third of the people in the United States promote while the other two thirds provide. - Will Rogers

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

I used to advertise my loyalty and I don't believe there is a single person I loved that I didn't eventually betray. - Albert Camus

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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