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Newfoundland Rocks

Power poles built on almost solid rock

Newfoundland Rocks thanks to joe-kster

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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

Geologists have a saying - rocks remember. - Neil Armstrong

Good order is the foundation of all things. - Edmund Burke

Sons are the anchors of a mother's life. - Sophocles

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

With great power comes great electricity bill. - Unknown

Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offense. - Ambrose Bierce

It's so much easier to throw rocks than it is to govern. - Karen Bass

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

The taller the building, the deeper the foundation needs to be. - Unknown

Grandma, thank you for being my anchor in this stormy sea of life. - Unknown

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

I have to get inspired by something that touches my soul, or rocks my soul. - Steven Tyler

The united voice of millions cannot lend the smallest foundation to falsehood. - Oliver Goldsmith

Optimism and self-pity are the positive and negative poles of modern cowardice. - Cyril Connolly

How difficult it is to save the bark of reputation from the rocks of ignorance. - Petrarch

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. - Jay Leno

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

We all carry these things inside that no one else can see. They hold us down like anchors. - Diana Cox

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. - Sidney Greenberg

Grief can be a burden, but also an anchor. You get used to the weight, how it holds you in place. - Sarah Dessen

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. - Doug Larson

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

I can't build my hopes on a foundation of confusion, misery and death. I think peace and tranquility will return again. - Anne Frank

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

Do you wish to rise? Begin by descending. You plan a tower that will pierce the clouds? Lay first the foundation of humility. - Saint Augustine

Sometimes you can get so busy trying to be everyone else's anchor that you don't even realize you are actually drowning. - Unknown


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