QuotaBillsYou don't pay taxes - they take taxes. - Chris Rock
Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown
Most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson
Life is about making an impact, not making an income. - Kevin Kruse
Thinking is one thing no one has ever been able to tax. - Charles Kettering
We don't pay taxes. Only the little people pay taxes. - Leona Helmsley
A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston
Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. - Errol Flynn
The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. - Will Rogers
Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker
The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. - Bill Vaughan
When a man retires his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income. - Chi Chi Rodriguez
I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. - e e cummings
An expenditure of words without income of ideas will lead to intellectual bankruptcy. - Ravi Zacharias
At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono
Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles
Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin
The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers
The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare. - Daniel P Moynihan
We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers
Government, even in its best state, is but a necessary evil; in its worst state, an intolerable one. - Thomas Paine
I could juggle anything in my day: balls, cigar boxes, knives. But I could never juggle my income tax. - WC Fields
Where there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income. - Plato
I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. - Kin Hubbard
Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat
Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow
Income: 1. Something you cannot live without nor within; 2. The sum of money which it costs more than to live. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan
I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin
All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every living organism to live beyond its income. - Samuel Butler
It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett
The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan
The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin
Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst
Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford
I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers