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Wimbledon speeds up tennis ball retrieval

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Laugh it up, Fuzz ball. - Han Solo

Never give up until the last ball falls. - Unknown

In tennis, a love match is always possible. - Unknown

The crow that mimics a cormorant gets drowned. - Japanese Proverb

There are not many Irish people playing tennis. - Goran Ivanisevic

The crow flew closer, as if to hear its praises. - Emma Donoghue

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

I've never met a popcorn ball I didn't like. - Deb Caletti

Endless Love: Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

Tennis: a sport in which even an unseeded player can flower. - Unknown

He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow. - George Eliot

I love various sports, including basketball, tennis and billiards. - Yani Tseng

Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

The slow motion replay doesn't show how fast the ball was traveling. - Richard Benaud

One advantage of golf over bowling is that you never lose a bowling ball. - Don Carter

The most important thing about batting is getting the bat to hit the ball. - Michael Holding

Tennis is like a lawsuit: activity from across the court is often surprising. - Unknown

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. - Jack Lemmon

If you're successful, don't crow. If you're defeated, don't croak. - Samuel Chadwick

A bear can juggle and stand on a ball and he's talented, but he's not famous. - Kim Kardashian

The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it. - Lou Holtz

One of the quickest ways to meet new people is to pick up the wrong ball on a golf course. - Unknown

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow. - Sam Snead

There's a ball. There's a hoop. You put the ball through the hoop. That's success. - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Ther-Band for general stretching. - Jessica Ennis-Hill

When I played ball, I didn't play for fun... It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. - Ty Cobb

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

When you realize you've made a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm. - Unknown

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

Everyone needs a coach. It doesn't matter whether you're a basketball player, a tennis player, a gymnast or a bridge player. - Bill Gates

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball,
And that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all. - Ogden Nash

If you're in the penalty area and don't know what to do with the ball, put it in the net and we'll discuss the options later. - Bob Paisley

Approach racing like a game of billiards. If you bash the ball too hard, you get nowhere. As you handle the cue properly, you drive with more finesse. - Juan M Fangio


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