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My Life in Segments thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

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Time is the life of the soul. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

Adventure is the champagne of life. - G K Chesterton

Where there is life, there is hope. - Alyson Noel

Life without purpose is meaningless. - Amy Torres

To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. - Benjamin Franklin

Education is the apprenticeship of life. - Robert Willmott

I want to make my own life a masterpiece. - Benito Mussolini

Speed is life. Altitude is life insurance. - Unknown

From my own personal life, abstinence works. - Rick Perry

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

Admiration is as indispensable to life as oxygen. - Genevieve A Dariaux

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb

Having an animal in your life makes you a better human. - Rachel Ray

Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

I have spent most of my life playing pool. The rest of it, I have wasted. - Unknown

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

The hardest thing in life to learn is which bridges to cross and which ones to burn. - David Russell

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

If we live a monotonous life, do we get used to it and stop thinking about changing it? - Pokemon

Faith handles the ultimate incongruities of life, humor handles the more immediate ones. - William S Coffin

Nothing in life is quite as important as you think it is while you're thinking about it. - Daniel Kahneman

The truth is, of course, that what one regards as interruptions are precisely one's life. - C S Lewis

I'd have thrashed him to within an inch of his life, but I didn't have a tape measure. - Groucho Marx

If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor. - Jennifer Jones

When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life of another. - Helen Keller

Never try to impress a woman because if you do, you'll have to keep up that standard the rest of your life. - WC Fields

I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far. - Neil Simon

There's a period of life when we swallow a knowledge of ourselves and it becomes either good or sour inside. - Pearl Bailey

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

Suddenly you find that a whole new life has opened before you, as if a fresh sap of ideas and thoughts was rising in you. - Agatha Christie

Life doesn't make any sense without interdependence. We need each other, and the sooner we learn that, the better for us all. - Erik Erikson

Integrate what you believe in every single area of your life. Take your heart to work and ask the most and best of everybody else too. - Meryl Streep

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

The key is taking responsibility and initiative, deciding what your life is about, and prioritizing your life around the most important things. - Stephen Covey


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