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My Life in Segments

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My Life in Segments thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

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Life begins at retire-meant. - Joe-kster

To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. - Benjamin Franklin

Life is a series of commas, not periods. - Matthew McConaughey

There are no mistakes in life, only lessons. - Lynda Renham

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

I wake up laughing every day. I get a kick out of life. - Bruce Willis

The only way to enjoy anything in this life is to earn it first. - Ginger Rogers

The only thing I’m afraid of is a life without you, Pigeon. - Jamie McGuire

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

maturity is achieved when a person accepts life as full of tension. - Joshua L. Liebman

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

The deepest definition of youth is life as yet untouched by tragedy. - Alfred Whitehead

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive. - Elbert Hubbard

It is not the years in your life but the life in your years that counts. - Adlai Stevenson

Life isn't about getting and having, it's about giving and being. - Kevin Kruse

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

You cannot hang out with negative people and expect to live a positive life. - Joel Osteen

If I had my life to live over again, I would start barefoot earlier in the spring. - Unknown

The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life. - Oscar Wilde

Gammy used to say, "Too much scrubbing takes the life right out of things." - Betty MacDonald

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

When you get to my age, life seems little more than one long march to and from the lavatory. - John Mortimer

I have lived my life according to this principle: If I'm afraid of it, then I must do it. - Erica Jong

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

The meaning of life consists in the fact that it makes no sense to say that life has no meaning. - Niels Bohr

Speakers who talk about what life has taught them never fail to keep the attention of their listeners. - Dale Carnegie

I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life, particularly if he has income and she is pattable. - Ogden Nash

Challenges should not be seen as obstacles but rather as opportunities for acquiring new experiences in life. - Unknown

There is a plan and a purpose, a value to every life, no matter what its location, age, gender or disability. - Sharron Angle

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

I think people should have fun. And don't get so down on yourself. Enjoy life and be the best person you can be. - Keke Palmer

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady, and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

Three things you cannot recover in life: the WORD after it's said, the MOMENT after it's missed, and the TIME after it's gone. - Unknown

I've met talespinners before, Jake, and they're all cut more or less from the same cloth. They tell tales because they're afraid of life. - Stephen King


Wannabe Shoplifter

Breaker Bypass

Ice Hand

Invisible Homeless Man

No Muff Too Tough

Safe Removals

Yoga Business Card

Segway in Rural Norway

Mom Lookout

Dog Diner

It's Too Cold To Ride Outside

Ye Olde Simple Simon

High Tensile Snow

Target Entry

Squirrel Feeder Trap

2020 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars (3)

Florida Sewer Rat

Crane Drop

Special Touch

Muscle Control

Selfie Stuck

Organic Compromise

Crab Collection

Basketball Car