This new Airbus 340-600, the largest passenger airplane ever built, sits just outside it's hangar in Toulouse, France, without a single hour of airtime on the clock...
Enter the Arab flight crew of Abu Dhabi Aircraft Technologies (ADAT) to conduct pre-delivery tests on the ground, such as engine run-ups prior to delivery to Etihad Airways in Abu Dhabi. The ADAT crew taxied the A340-600 to the run-up area...
Then they took all four engines to takeoff power with a virtually empty aircraft. Not having read the run-up manuals, they had no clue just how light an empty A340-600 really is...
The take-off warning horn was blaring away in the cockpit because they had all 4 engines at full power. The aircraft computers thought they were trying to take off, but the flaps/slats had not been configured properly...
Then one of the ADAT crew decided to pull the circuit breaker on the Ground Proximity Sensor to silence the alarm. This fools the aircraft into thinking it is in the air...
The computers automatically released all the brakes, and set the aircraft rocketing forward - with the following result...
The Abu Dhabi Aircraft Technology crew had no idea that this is a safety feature so that pilots can't land with the brakes on.
Not one member of the seven-man Arab crew thought to throttle back the engines from their max power setting, so the £200 million aircraft crashed into a blast barrier, totalling it.
The extent of injuries to the crew is unknown due to the news blackout in the local media.
Finally, the photos are starting to leak out.
£200 million aircraft meets wall. Wall wins.
The only victory over love is flight. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Never eat spinach just before going on the air. - Dan Rather
Do what is right, even if you're flying solo. - Unknown
Mothers are angels that lift us when we cannot fly. - Unknown
Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown
You cannot fly like an eagle with the wings of a wren. - William Henry Hudson
Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is what is dangerous. - Unknown
I'm not afraid of flying, I'm afraid of not flying. - Unknown
What air is to the body, to feel understood is to the heart. - Stephen Covey
Germany may have recovered a flying saucer as early as 1939. - Jimmy Doolittle
The higher we soar the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. - Steven Wright
Our Air Corps reunion was held to rememmorate the great things we done. - Archie Bunker
The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott
Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors
If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova
A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal. - American Proverb
Time passes too fast. Like a hummingbird flying by, it's just a blur to my eyes. - Amanda Leigh
The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb
Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity. - G K Chesterton
You can't fly with the owls by night and expect to keep up with the eagles during the day. - Unknown
God puts you on the runway and takes you off the runway. What you do on the runway is up to you. - Unknown
I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore
Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato
I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali
The blazing wings of dawn spirited me away, Dragon-swift above the suns-rise, flying to my destiny beyond the clouds. - Marc Secchia
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx
Aerodynamically the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know so it goes flying anyway. - Mary Kay Ash
The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie
There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all. - Robert Orben
Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa
He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
The understanding must not therefore be supplied with wings, but rather hung with weights, to keep it fro leaping and flying. - Francis Bacon
Sloth is the failure to do what needs to be done when it needs to be done - like the kamikaze pilot who flew seventeen missions. - John Ortberg
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Be not penny-wise. Riches have wings. Sometimes they fly away of themselves, and sometimes they must be set flying to bring in more. - Francis Bacon
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If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin
Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong