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Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work for McDonald's. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

A professional is someone who does his best work when he doesn't feel like it. - Alistair Cooke

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself. - Anna Quindlen

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end, each of us must work for our own improvement. - Marie Curie

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton


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