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Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds. - Gordon Hinckley

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

I believe in forgiveness; I believe in trying to work with people. - John Lewis

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

Happiness is the real sense of fulfillment that comes from hard work. - Joseph Barbara

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

The best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. - Theodore Roosevelt

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

Usually a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow. - Jeremy Clarkson

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

People ought to retire at 40 when they feel over-used, and go back to work at 65 when they feel useless. - Carol A O'Marie

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

Most of us follow our conscience as we follow a wheelbarrow. We push it in front of us in the direction we want to go. - Billy Graham

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

Despite all our gains in technology, product innovation and world markets, most people are not thriving in the organizations they work for. - Stephen Covey

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift


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