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Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Always be the person you would want to work for. - Liz Brenner

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

Computers are heaven-sent when they work and hell-spawn when they don't. - Dani Harper

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

The productivity of work is not the responsibility of the worker but of the manager. - Peter F Drucker

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them. - Ann Landers

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung


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