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It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

You are not your resume, you are your work. - Seth Godin

An ounce of work is worth a ton of wishing. - Amish Saying

Without great solitude no serious work is possible. - Pablo Picasso

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

A professional is someone who does his best work when he doesn't feel like it. - Alistair Cooke

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

Good leaders do not take on all the work themselves; neither do they take all the credit. - Unknown

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

Nobody can think straight who does not work. Idleness warps the mind. Thinking without constructive action becomes a disease. - Henry Ford

Individual commitment to a group effort - that is what makes a team work, a company work, a society work, a civilization work. - Vince Lombardi

Being confident with what you do drives you to achieve your goals, work at your best and overcome any challenges that come your way. - Matt Morris

Integrate what you believe in every single area of your life. Take your heart to work and ask the most and best of everybody else too. - Meryl Streep

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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