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What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

Wiener: The first to cross the line in a Mexican horse race - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Claire Cook

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

Ideas are funny little things. They won't work unless you do. - Unknown

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

If I could I would always work in silence and obscurity, and let my efforts be known by their results. - Emily Bronte

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

The challenge of work-life balance is without question one of the most significant struggles faced by modern man. - Stephen Covey

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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