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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

Work hard in silence. Let success make the noise. - Unknown

Without great solitude no serious work is possible. - Pablo Picasso

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

I believe in forgiveness; I believe in trying to work with people. - John Lewis

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

Computers are heaven-sent when they work and hell-spawn when they don't. - Dani Harper

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Work hard for what you want, because it won't come to you without a fight. - Unknown

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

When the best leader's work is done the people say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

It's what I learn from the great actors that I work with. Stillness. That's all and that's the hardest thing. - Morgan Freeman

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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