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Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

I have always hated machinery, and the only machine I ever understood was a wheelbarrow, and that but imperfectly. - Eric T. Bell

Most of us follow our conscience as we follow a wheelbarrow. We push it in front of us in the direction we want to go. - Billy Graham

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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