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Men's Vacuum Cleaner

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Men's Vacuum Cleaner thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Ideal Guest: One who stays at home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu

Housework, if you do it right, can kill you. - Erma Bombeck

There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon

Heaven is home. Utopia is here. Nirvana is now. - Edward Abbey

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? - Phyllis Diller

What's the need of a home if you are never in it? - George Grossmith

Marrying is easy - it's housework that's hard. - Proverb

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. - Unknown

One road leads home and a thousand roads lead into the wilderness. - C S Lewis

A bright person can always think of something better to do than housework. - Ruby Lou Barnhill

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

A gentleman should never leave the house without a sharp knife, a good watch, and great hat. - Unknown

If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

Stomach: 1. The home of the swallow; 2. A bowl-shaped cavity containing the organs of indigestion. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. - Erma Bombeck

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

You can go other places - you can live on the other side of the world, but you can't ever leave home. - Sue M Kidd

The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

The ordinary acts we practice every day at home are of more importance to the soul than their simplicity might suggest. - Thomas Moore

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

Vacation Time: That period when the flowers in the home garden are at their best and only the neighbours are around to enjoy them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Home is a name, a word, it is a strong one; stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answers to, in the strongest conjuration. - Charles Dickens

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare


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