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Men's Vacuum Cleaner

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Men's Vacuum Cleaner thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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There's no place like home. - The Wizard of Oz

Home is the nicest word there is. - Laura I Wilder

Wherever you are is my home - my only home. - Charlotte Bronte

At my house, Dust is a noun, not a verb. - Unknown

Marrying is easy - it's housework that's hard. - Proverb

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. - Unknown

He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker

While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. - Unknown

A brand new vacuum cleaner with all the latest attractions - Archie Bunker

It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock. - Scottish Proverb

The world is a globe. The farther you sail, the closer to home you are. - Terry Pratchett

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

Tell her I ain't crawlin' home to her with my tail between her legs. - Archie Bunker

I wouldn't run for President. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house. - Bono

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

If you meet someone who can cook and do housework, don't hesitate a minute - marry him! - Rita Rudner

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

She did not know where her home was anymore, and this idea didn’t frighten her like it should. - T.M. Williams

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg

Eden is that old-fashioned house
We dwell in every day
Without suspecting our abode
Until we drive away. - Emily Dickinson

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her. - Ryan Reynolds

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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