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Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

If I could I would always work in silence and obscurity, and let my efforts be known by their results. - Emily Bronte

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

People ought to retire at 40 when they feel over-used, and go back to work at 65 when they feel useless. - Carol A O'Marie

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

The challenge of work-life balance is without question one of the most significant struggles faced by modern man. - Stephen Covey

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

Despite all our gains in technology, product innovation and world markets, most people are not thriving in the organizations they work for. - Stephen Covey


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