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Work hard, nap hard. - Demi Lovato

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

Primitive Artist: An amateur whose work sells - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

A round wife and a full barn are the signs of good success. - Amish Saying

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

I have learned to use the word impossible with the greatest caution. - Wernher von Braun

Continue to learn and challenge yourself. The hard work will pay off. - Unknown

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

We will be talking to an out of work contortionist who says he can no longer make ends meet. - Ronnie Corbett

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

I will only hire someone to work directly for me if I would work for that person. It's a pretty good test. - Mark Zuckerberg

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

There are two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group - there is much less competition. - Indira Gandhi

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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