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Work hard, nap hard. - Demi Lovato

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

Primitive Artist: An amateur whose work sells - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

Continue to learn and challenge yourself. The hard work will pay off. - Unknown

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

A worker must win the hearts and affections of the people before he can do any effective work. - D.L. Moody

Good Secretary: A stenographer who must think like a man, act like a lady, and work like a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

People ought to retire at 40 when they feel over-used, and go back to work at 65 when they feel useless. - Carol A O'Marie

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Company cultures are like country cultures. Never try to change one. Try, instead, to work with what you've got. - Peter F Drucker

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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