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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

An honest man's the noblest work of God. - Alexander Pope

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Always be the person you would want to work for. - Liz Brenner

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

I believe in forgiveness; I believe in trying to work with people. - John Lewis

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes... including you. - Anne Lamott

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

We will be talking to an out of work contortionist who says he can no longer make ends meet. - Ronnie Corbett

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

Despite all our gains in technology, product innovation and world markets, most people are not thriving in the organizations they work for. - Stephen Covey

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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