#1 humor site on the 'net

Men At Work

Pavement games in the slow lane

Men At Work thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Men At Work thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

QuotaBills
Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane

Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds. - Gordon Hinckley

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ideas are funny little things. They won't work unless you do. - Unknown

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

Don't tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done. - James Ling

Work with the raw material you have - namely you - and never let up. - Helen G Brown

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason why so few engage in it. - Henry Ford

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

The more is given the less the people will work for themselves, and the less they work the more their poverty will increase. - Leo Tolstoy

You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end, each of us must work for our own improvement. - Marie Curie

The conventional definition of management is getting work done through people, but real management is developing people through work. - Agha Hasan Abedi

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Despite all our gains in technology, product innovation and world markets, most people are not thriving in the organizations they work for. - Stephen Covey

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


Fried Eggs - Military Style

Tourist Baggage

Amish Sailboat

Aging Cyclist

Best Tea Cup

Shoddy Goaltending - Not

Roller Derby Princess

Redneck Hotter Tub

Walk The Line

Sidewalk Jammies

Senior Center Reminder

Time Of Day

Waiting Is Good

Solar Charging

Submergible

Fast Closure

Penalty Shot

Redneck Date

Non-Hot Dog

Unattended Children

Open Goal Forgiveness

Double Your Vision

How To Become A Pirate

He Did It