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I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

An honest man's the noblest work of God. - Alexander Pope

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

The only work that will ultimately bring any good to any of us is the work of contributing to the healing of the world. - Marianne Williamson

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins


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