Memory Fish

How can I die? I'm booked. - George Burns

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

He that lives on hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

Death is philosophy's only problem. - Albert Camus

Love has no age, no limit; and no death. - John Galsworthy

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

Yes, all men must die. But we are not men. - Daenerys Targaryen

If this is dying, I don't think much of it. - Lytton Strachey

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt. - Joseph Heller

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

After your death, you will be what you were before your birth. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

It's better to die upon your feet than to live upon your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. - H.H. Munro

Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. - Napoleon Bonaparte

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

The great comfort of turning 49 is the realization that you are now too old to die young. - Paul Dickson

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

The immature man wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mature man wants to live humanely for one. - Wilheim Stekel

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. - Oscar Wilde

If you wait for perfect conditions to seize an opportunity, you'll be waiting till the day you die. - Mark Batterson

I am not afraid of death, which after all can't be far away. What does frighten me, though, is the halfway stage. - Rosie Thomas

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

You don't get to choose how you're going to die. Or when. You can only decide how you're going to live. Now. - Joan Baez

As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney

There is only one thing harder than looking for a dewdrop in the dew, and that is fishing for a clam in the clam chowder. - New England Proverb

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nadège Richards

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash