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Castanet: Primitive fishing method - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

Leave the dead moments to bury the dead. - E R Bulwer-Lytton

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Holy Mackerel: Fish served at Church supper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Death will be a great relief. No more interviews. - Katharine Hepburn

When good men die, their goodness does not perish. - Euripides

The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

Absolute silence leads to sadness. It is the image of death. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

Praise follows truth afar off, and only overtakes her at the grave. - James R Lowell

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

I shall never act differently, even if I have to die for it many times. - Socrates

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

The empty grave does not do anything to us. You need to meet the Risen One. - Alex Harten

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

"Fearless" is living in spite of those things that scare you to death. - Taylor Swift

Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. - P.J. O'Rourke

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

The grave's a fine and private place,
But none, I think, do there embrace. - Andrew Marvell

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by loving. - Anais Nin

It's better to die for an idea that will live than live for an idea that will die. - Steve Biko

The Irish don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it. - Sidney Littlewood

If you haven't found something you are willing to die for, you aren't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. - Anais Nin

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

If you removed all the arteries, veins, and capillaries from a person's body, and tied them end-to-end... the person will die. - Neil deGrasse Tyson

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? - Stephen Levine


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