Memory Fish

Fishing Show: Reel-life TV. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All who have died are equal. - Comanche Proverb

Die young as late as possible. - Ashley Montagu

Death can hide but not divide. - Vance Havner

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Leave the dead moments to bury the dead. - E R Bulwer-Lytton

He that lives upon hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time. - Jack Nicholson

Death will be a great relief. No more interviews. - Katharine Hepburn

Music, when soft voices die, vibrates in the memory. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

You haven't lived until you've died in California. - Mort Sahl

There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for. - Albert Camus

He is terribly afraid of dying because he hasn’t yet lived. - Franz Kafka

It's better to die upon your feet than to live upon your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. - H.H. Munro

Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today. - James Dean

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

You're born. You suffer. You die. Fortunately, there's a loophole. - Billy Graham

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

You cannot live without the lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

However much you may try to delay, you are fated to meet the same death as I did. - Tiberius Gracchus

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

Most God-ordained dreams die because we are not willing to do something that seems illogical. - Mark Batterson

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

I submit to you that if a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Resentment is like a glass of poison that a man drinks; then he sits down and waits for his enemy to die. - Nelson Mandela

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

May you keep dreaming until the day you die. May imagination overtake memory. May you die young at a ripe old age. - Mark Batterson

I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked. - George Burns

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

'Till death do us part' doesn't sound so horrible. It only means about 10 or 15 years and not the eternity it used to mean. - Joy Behar

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

We had hoped to have been bringing you Arthur the Human Chameleon, but this afternoon, he crawled across a tartan rug and died of exhaustion. - Ronnie Corbett

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan