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What we live by we die by. - Robert Frost

Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

How can I die? I'm booked. - George Burns

The best way to get praise is to die. - Italian Proverb

He that lives on hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

It is better to live rich than die rich. - Samuel Johnson

When I die, bury my balls next to my old bag. - Unknown

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Death is the sound of distant thunder at a picnic. - W H Auden

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor. - Joseph Addison

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis

If you're afraid to die, you will not be able to live. - James Baldwin

Because I could not stop for Death He kindly stopped for me. - Emily Dickinson

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. - Red Skelton

Defeat is worse than death because you have to live with defeat. - Bill Musselman

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

The grave's a fine and private place,
But none, I think, do there embrace. - Andrew Marvell

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Christ died for our sins. Are we to make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them? - Jules Feiffer

You know that I'm at death's door. But the trouble is that I'm afraid to knock. - W Somerset Maugham

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

Death is nothing to us, since when we are, death has not come, and when death has come, we are not. - Epicurus

I am not afraid of death, which after all can't be far away. What does frighten me, though, is the halfway stage. - Rosie Thomas

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nadège Richards

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die. - Oscar Wilde


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