Memory Fish

Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm

How can I die? I'm booked. - George Burns

To die will be an awfully big adventure. - James M Barrie

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

He that lives upon hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him. - Herbert B. Tree

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? - Steven Wright

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. - John Wayne

Death is life's way of telling you you're fired. - Unknown

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. - Joe Louis

If we do not know about life, how can we know about death? - Confucius

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong. - Bertrand Russell

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

Every man knows he will die but no one wants to believe it. - Yiddish Proverb

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

What pity is it that we can die but once to serve our country. - Joseph Addison

Man is a complex being: He makes deserts bloom - and lakes die. - Gil Stern

Violence is like a weed - it does not die even in the greatest drought. - Simon Wiesenthal

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

The greatest thing in life is to die young - but delay it as long as possible. - George Bernard Shaw

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. - P.J. O'Rourke

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov

The good Lord never gives you more than you can handle. Unless you die of something. - Guindon

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

You know that I'm at death's door. But the trouble is that I'm afraid to knock. - W Somerset Maugham

People were never "living with their disease." We cured them. Or they died from it. - Neil deGrasse Tyson

We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. - Charles Bukowski

If you listen to your fears, you will die never knowing what a great person you might have been. - Robert H. Schuller

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

I know now, Lord, why you utter no answer. You are yourself the answer. Before your face questions die away. What other answer would suffice? - C S Lewis