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I am dying beyond my means. - Oscar Wilde

All who have died are equal. - Comanche Proverb

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

The best way to get praise is to die. - Italian Proverb

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

Leave the dead moments to bury the dead. - E R Bulwer-Lytton

Nobody ever died of being shot by a cookie. - Ilona Andrews

When I die, bury my balls next to my old bag. - Unknown

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet. - Kin Hubbard

Death will be a great relief. No more interviews. - Katharine Hepburn

If you like to seek revenge, dig a grave for two. - Jewish Proverb

Ya look like one of those pall buriers at a funeral. - Archie Bunker

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. - Mary Deasy

There is no cure for death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

If you're afraid to die, you will not be able to live. - James Baldwin

He is terribly afraid of dying because he hasn’t yet lived. - Franz Kafka

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. - Lyman Beecher

It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. - Kurt Cobain

To achieve things, we must live as though we are never going to die. - Luc de Clapiers

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

The trick is to make sure you don't die waiting for prosperity to come. - Lee Iacocca

Any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming. - John Steinbeck

But from this earth, this grave, this dust, my God shall raise me up, I trust. - Walter Raleigh

Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try. - Mary Kay Ash

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

Life is not lost by dying; life is lost minute by minute, day by dragging day, in all the thousand small uncaring ways. - Stephen V Benet

Madame, all stories, if continued far enough, end in death, and he is no true-story teller who would keep that from you. - Ernest Hemingway

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown


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