#1 humor site on the 'net

Memory Fish

Forever in fishing hearts

Memory Fish thanks to Dwayne Martin

QuotaBills
Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him. - Herbert B. Tree

There is no death! What seems so is a transition. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

If you like to seek revenge, dig a grave for two. - Jewish Proverb

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

If you wish to die young, make your physician your heir. - Romania Proverb

You haven't lived until you've died in California. - Mort Sahl

Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so. - Bertrand Russell

A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic. - Joseph Stalin

For thirty years my act consisted of one joke. And then she died. - George Burns

To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. - J K Rowling

You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian. - Robin Williams

To achieve things, we must live as though we are never going to die. - Luc de Clapiers

Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. - Omar Brailey

Was Uncle Oscar's death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch. - Archie Bunker

Why are we scared to die? Do any of us remember being scared when we were born? - Trevor Kay

Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow. - Mahatma Gandhi

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

There are some days when I think I'm going to die from an overdose of satisfaction. - Salvador Dali

Patriots always talk of dying for their country and never of killing for their country. - Bertrand Russell

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

I was born when you kissed me. I died when you left me. I lived a few weeks while you loved me. - Humphrey Bogart

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

I got well by talking. Death could not get a word in edgewise, grew discouraged, and traveled on. - Louise Erdrich

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

I submit to you that if a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The trouble with quotes about death is that 99.999 percent of them are made by people who are still alive. - Joshua Bruns

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli


Bland Entrance

Preikestolen Pulpit Rock

Redneck Firemen

Side Rail

Icy Grip Of Winter

2020 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars (3)

Brace For The Resolutioners

Shining Armor Knight

Icicle Drinks

Incontinent Pool

Handstand Snowman

Woke Up Early

Sincere Compliment

Snow Storage

Redneck Winter Spa

HoverCraft

Associate Demonstration

Stoned Longhorns

Wet Nose Fixer

Phones At Six

Is The Warming Still Global?

This Little Stool

Caught by a Speed Camera

Live Catfish Display