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Nipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance. - Kim Campbell

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn. - Mordecai Richler

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

Europe's the mayonnaise, but America supplies the good old lobster. - D.H. Lawrence

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Every thought is a seed. If you plant crab apples, don't count on harvesting Golden Delicious. - Bill Meyer

The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

Unsporting: Any fishing technique that has as its chief object the capture of fish rather than the accumulation of fishing equipment - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

Bamboo: Eye-pleasing, but extremely expensive and difficult-to-maintain type of rod, used primarily by anglers who fish for compliments. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell


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