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The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

All happiness depends on courage and work. - Honore de Balzac

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction. - Pablo Picasso

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

The work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. - Unknown

Beaurocracy: A system that enables ten men to do the work of one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

Work hard, stay positive, and get up early. It's the best part of the day. - George Allen

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey

If you're absent during my struggle, don't expect to be present during my success. - Will Smith

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

No human being will work hard at anything unless they believe that they are working for competence. - William Glasser

Once an organization loses its spirit of pioneering and rests on its early work, its progress stops. - Thomas JWatson

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes. - Bob Thaves

The more is given the less the people will work for themselves, and the less they work the more their poverty will increase. - Leo Tolstoy

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

Greatness is sifted through the grind, therefore don't despise the hard work now, for surely it will be worth it in the end. - Sanjo Jendayi

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

Despite all our gains in technology, product innovation and world markets, most people are not thriving in the organizations they work for. - Stephen Covey

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay


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