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If there is no struggle, there is no progress. - Frederick Douglas

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

No man will work for your interests unless they are his. - David Seabury

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

Give it your all. Whatever work you do, do it to the best of your ability. - Jerry Dorsman

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

The most important question in American cinema is "When is lunch?" - Tommy Lee Jones

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

The best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. - Theodore Roosevelt

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work. - Peter F Drucker

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them. - Ann Landers

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason why so few engage in it. - Henry Ford

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

Company cultures are like country cultures. Never try to change one. Try, instead, to work with what you've got. - Peter F Drucker

The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself. - Anna Quindlen

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

Life is precious as it is. All the elements for your happiness are already here. There is no need to run, strive, search, or struggle. Just be. - Thich Nhat Hanh


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