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Work hard, nap hard. - Demi Lovato

I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane

All happiness depends on courage and work. - Honore de Balzac

Always be the person you would want to work for. - Liz Brenner

Work hard in silence. Let success make the noise. - Unknown

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Work hard, stay positive, and get up early. It's the best part of the day. - George Allen

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

The challenge of work-life balance is without question one of the most significant struggles faced by modern man. - Stephen Covey

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

Greatness is sifted through the grind, therefore don't despise the hard work now, for surely it will be worth it in the end. - Sanjo Jendayi

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Today, people struggle to find what's real. Everything has become so synthetic that a lot of people, all they want is to grasp onto hope. - Wyclef Jean


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