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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Trade unions are islands of anarchy in a sea of chaos. - Aneurin Bevan

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

How could God create the world in only six days? No unions. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Ask not what you can do for your country, ask what's for lunch. - Orson Welles

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

The bravest sight in the world is to see a great man struggling against adversity. - Seneca

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

If you're absent during my struggle, don't expect to be present during my success. - Will Smith

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

'Jihad' can mean holy war to extremists, but it means struggle to the average Muslim. - Feisal Abdul Rauf

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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