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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

If there is no struggle, there is no progress. - Frederick Douglas

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

Was Uncle Oscar's death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch. - Archie Bunker

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson


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