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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

An ounce of work is worth a ton of wishing. - Amish Saying

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Work hard in silence. Let success make the noise. - Unknown

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

The world is larger and more beautiful than my little struggle. - Ravi Zacharias

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

I believe in forgiveness; I believe in trying to work with people. - John Lewis

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

Computers are heaven-sent when they work and hell-spawn when they don't. - Dani Harper

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. - Benjamin Franklin

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

It's what I learn from the great actors that I work with. Stillness. That's all and that's the hardest thing. - Morgan Freeman

The more is given the less the people will work for themselves, and the less they work the more their poverty will increase. - Leo Tolstoy

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

Individual commitment to a group effort - that is what makes a team work, a company work, a society work, a civilization work. - Vince Lombardi

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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