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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

Work without love is slavery. - Mother Teresa

Who took the cork out of my lunch? - WC Fields

Writing is a struggle against silence. - Carlos Fuentes

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

If there is no struggle, there is no progress. - Frederick Douglas

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction. - Pablo Picasso

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

Ask not what you can do for your country, ask what's for lunch. - Orson Welles

To see what is in front of one's nose needs a constant struggle. - George Orwell

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Work hard for what you want, because it won't come to you without a fight. - Unknown

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

Good leaders do not take on all the work themselves; neither do they take all the credit. - Unknown

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

You're imperfect, and you're wired for struggle, but you are worthy of love and belonging. - Brene Brown

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. - Benjamin Franklin

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay


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