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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

If there is no struggle, there is no progress. - Frederick Douglas

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

The most important question in American cinema is "When is lunch?" - Tommy Lee Jones

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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