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Work hard, nap hard. - Demi Lovato

What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch. - WC Fields

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction. - Pablo Picasso

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

The best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. - Theodore Roosevelt

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

You're imperfect, and you're wired for struggle, but you are worthy of love and belonging. - Brene Brown

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

I will only hire someone to work directly for me if I would work for that person. It's a pretty good test. - Mark Zuckerberg

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

Life is precious as it is. All the elements for your happiness are already here. There is no need to run, strive, search, or struggle. Just be. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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