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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

The great struggle has come. - Herodotus

Work without love is slavery. - Mother Teresa

Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

Writing is a struggle against silence. - Carlos Fuentes

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

An honest man's the noblest work of God. - Alexander Pope

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

The world is larger and more beautiful than my little struggle. - Ravi Zacharias

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

Work with the raw material you have - namely you - and never let up. - Helen G Brown

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

If you're absent during my struggle, don't expect to be present during my success. - Will Smith

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

We need a data network that can easily carry voice, instead of what we have today, a voice network struggling to carry data. - Reed Hundt

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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