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Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

Streaker: Someone who is unsuited for work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

The work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. - Unknown

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

Good leaders do not take on all the work themselves; neither do they take all the credit. - Unknown

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

We need a data network that can easily carry voice, instead of what we have today, a voice network struggling to carry data. - Reed Hundt

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

Life is precious as it is. All the elements for your happiness are already here. There is no need to run, strive, search, or struggle. Just be. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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