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Work without love is slavery. - Mother Teresa

Live your life, do your work, then take your hat. - Henry David Thoreau

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Neonphancy: A fluorescent light bulb struggling to come to life - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work. - Milton Berle

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

When the best leader's work is done the people say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work. - Peter F Drucker

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

A constant struggle, a ceaseless battle to bring success from inhospitable surroundings, is the price of all great achievements. - Orison Swett Marden

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

I work as if I were going to be the next person to need a respirator. I share in the benefits I bestow on others, and my work has enriched my life. - Forrest Bird


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