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'Lucky' Dog

The last photo of my dog 'Lucky'

'Lucky' Dog thanks to Barry Leinbach

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Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schulz

Dogmatic: Run by canine power. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Luck never gives; it only lends. - Swedish Proverb

Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's bad luck to be superstitious. - Andrew W. Mathis

How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Everybody has to be a little lucky, I think. - Christopher Walken

Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck. - Unknown

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Luck is largely a matter of paying attention. - Susan M. Dodd

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver

Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity. - Oprah Winfrey

Growing old is something you do if you're lucky. - Groucho Marx

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

The only sure thing about luck is that it will change. - Wilson Mizner

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. - Seneca

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

They call you lucky but have no idea how hard you've worked. - Unknown

If we growl all day we're likely to feel dog tired at night. - Amish Saying

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Happiness is a well-balanced combination of love, labour, and luck. - Mary Wilson Little

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find, lucky to have. - Unknown

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. - E.B. White

Fortune, seeing that she could not make fools wise, has made them lucky. - Michel de Montaigne

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

You can take it as understood
That your luck changes only if it’s good. - Ogden Nash

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. - Patrick Murray

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Fisherman: A sportsman, who sometimes catches a big fish by patience, sometimes by luck, but most often by the tale - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

What do you do with all your pennies? I give them away. It's good to spread your luck around and it always come back to you. - Fannie Flagg

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

The only thing that I have done that is not mitigated by luck, diminished by good fortune, is that I persisted, and other people gave up. - Harrison Ford

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera


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