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Lost Unfriendly Cat

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A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Wisdom is found only in truth. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

Once people begin to reason, all is lost. - Voltaire

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon

Head Hunter: The person to see if you have lost your head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

Better to have lost and loved than never to have loved at all. - Ernest Hemingway

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

It is better to have loft and lost than to never have loft at all. - Groucho Marx

We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English. - Winston Churchill

When my soul was in the lost-and-found
You came along to claim it. - Carole King

If one tells the truth, one is sure, sooner or later, to be found out. - Oscar Wilde

Luke, I don't want to lose you to the Emperor the way I lost Vader. - Obi Wan Kenobi

Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I found a country [America] with thirty-two religions and only one sauce. - Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand-Perogord

'Tis better to have fought and lost than never to have fought at all. - Arthur Hugh Clough

A man that is young in years may be old in hours, if he has lost no time. - Francis Bacon

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Remember, no effort that we make to attain something beautiful is ever lost. - Helen Keller

Autumn is mellower, and what we lost in flowers, we more than gain in fruits. - Samuel Butler

It was when I found out I could make mistakes that I knew I was on to something. - Ornette Coleman

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it. - Unknown

I think you could build a couple of humans with the amount of skin lost on the reef at Pipe. - Martin Potter

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found that out. - Mark Twain

The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth, and to have it found out by accident. - Charles Lamb

The present contains nothing more than the past. And what is found in the effect was already in the cause. - Henri Bergson

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken

When I started out, I hated the way the cities looked. But I found some pleasure in looking at the spaces between buildings. - Frank Gehry

The destiny of the world is determined less by the battles that are lost and won than by the stories it loves and believes in. - Harold Goddard

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

A lost empire, lost power and lost wealth provide perfect circumstances for living happily and contentedly in our enchanted island. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan


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