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Lost Unfriendly Cat

Someone forgot to train their cat

Lost Unfriendly Cat thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Bubba's animal shelter - where lost cats call home

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Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost

Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

Once people begin to reason, all is lost. - Voltaire

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. - Steven Wright

When faith is lost, when honor dies, the man is dead! - John G Whittier

Head Hunter: The person to see if you have lost your head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

Reality can be lost when reason and language have been violated. - Ravi Zacharias

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

When my soul was in the lost-and-found
You came along to claim it. - Carole King

Every rupee of profit made by an Englishman is lost for ever to India. - Edmund Burke

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

If the people you lead have lost their spark, try looking in the mirror. - Susan Fowler

A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. - Sydney Smith

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

How often I found where I should be going only by setting out for somewhere else. - R Buckminster Fuller

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

What I spent, is gone; what I kept, I lost; but what I gave away will be mine forever. - Ethel Percy Andrus

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

If you haven't found something you are willing to die for, you aren't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I think you could build a couple of humans with the amount of skin lost on the reef at Pipe. - Martin Potter

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

The loss of something that is never thought of, felt, or sought for when lost is not a loss at all. - Ravi Zacharias

I just found out about ten days ago that I live 300 yards from Britney Spears... now I have to move. - George Clooney

Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found that out. - Mark Twain

I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love. - Mother Teresa

The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth, and to have it found out by accident. - Charles Lamb

Foggy nights bring some comfort. He can get lost in the mist and there is no one to stare or question. - Susie Clevenger

To a man of pleasure every moment appears to be lost, which partakes not of the vivacity of amusement. - Joseph Addison

Pleasure is very seldom found where it is sought. Our brightest blazes are commonly kindled by unexpected sparks. - Samuel Johnson

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

When you have lost hope, you have lost everything. And when you think all is lost, when al is dire and bleak, there is always hope. - Pittacus Lore

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink

I was never going to be a rocket scientist. But I found the field that I was blessed to be able to do, and I just put my whole effort into that. - Sonny B Williams


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