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Lost Unfriendly Cat

Someone forgot to train their cat

Lost Unfriendly Cat thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

Lost time is never found again. - Benjamin Franklin

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Once people begin to reason, all is lost. - Voltaire

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle

I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong. - Benjamin Franklin

Tis better to have loved and lost, Than never to have loved at all. - Alfred Tennyson

It is better to have loafed and lost, than never to have loafed at all. - James Thurber

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

No star is lost once we have seen; We always may be what we might have been. - Adelaide Proctor

I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy. - Groucho Marx

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

The waitress had the appearance of a very old hooker who had finally found her place in life. - Hunter S. Thompson

Liberal and conservative have lost their meaning in America. I represent the distracted center. - Jon Stewart

Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? - T S Eliot

Beauty and ugliness disappear equally under the wrinkles of age; one is lost in them, the other hidden. - Jonathan P Senn

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Pleasure is very seldom found where it is sought. Our brightest blazes are commonly kindled by unexpected sparks. - Samuel Johnson

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

When the whole world is running towards a cliff, he who is running the opposite direction appears to have lost his mind. - C S Lewis

Some people say they haven't yet found themselves. But the self is not something one finds; it is something one creates. - Thomas Szasz

The remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. - Calvin Trillin

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

I place an enormous premium on loyalty. If someone betrays me, I can forgive them raionally, but emotionally I have found it impossible to do so. - Richard E Grant

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay

Some primal termite knocked on wood,
And tasted it, and found it good;
That is why your Cousin May
Fell through the parlor floor today. - Ogden Nash


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