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Lost Unfriendly Cat

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A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

Once people begin to reason, all is lost. - Voltaire

Tomorrow is only found in the calendar of fools. - Og Mandino

Happiness is found in doing, not merely possessing. - Napoleon Hill

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

Accept the place the divine providence has found for you. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West

Anger must be the energy that has not yet found its right channel. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools. - Napoleon Bonaparte

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy. - Groucho Marx

Now that I've found the way to fly, which direction should I go into the night? - Ally Condie

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out. - Joey Adams

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

Until you know that life is interesting - and find it so - you haven't found your soul. - Geoffrey Fisher

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

The waitress had the appearance of a very old hooker who had finally found her place in life. - Hunter S. Thompson

Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried. - G K Chesterton

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood. - Groucho Marx

The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged to learn Latin. - Heinrich Heine

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

Foggy nights bring some comfort. He can get lost in the mist and there is no one to stare or question. - Susie Clevenger

He is wise who knows the sources of knowledge - who knows where it is written and where it is to be found. - A.A. Hodge

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

They submitted bills, and we paid them. Then we checked the engineering reports and found out that we had paid them far more than we owed them. - Donald Trump

Some primal termite knocked on wood,
And tasted it, and found it good;
That is why your Cousin May
Fell through the parlor floor today. - Ogden Nash


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