Lost Unfriendly Cat

Carbage: The trash found in your automobile - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Nowadays to be intelligible is to be found out. - Oscar Wilde

First Aid Kit: A cat that works for the Red Cross. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle

Living is using time given to you. You cannot recall lost time. - Pokemon

Pew: A medieval torture device still found in Catholic Churches - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

Friends are lost by calling too often and by not calling often enough. - French Proverb

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

Off-Campus Parking: Ample extra parking usually found in an adjoining state - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out. - Will Rogers

I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks. - Daniel Boone

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

How often I found where I should be going only by setting out for somewhere else. - R Buckminster Fuller

You don't know how hard I found it, signing the order to terminate your life. - Governor Grand Moff Tarkin

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. - Laurence J. Peter

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

The waitress had the appearance of a very old hooker who had finally found her place in life. - Hunter S. Thompson

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

Liberal and conservative have lost their meaning in America. I represent the distracted center. - Jon Stewart

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

I've written 17 novels, and I've found out that fiction can't keep up with real life. - John Grisham

Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found that out. - Mark Twain

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

Happiness is excitement that has found a settling down place. But there is always a little corner that keeps flapping around. - E.L. Konigsburg

Forgiveness is the remission of sins. For it is by this that what has been lost, and was found, is saved from being lost again. - Saint Augustine

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Some primal termite knocked on wood,
And tasted it, and found it good;
That is why your Cousin May
Fell through the parlor floor today. - Ogden Nash