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Lost Unfriendly Cat

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A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

When I first found out I had diabetes I denied it. - Nell Carter

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

Anger must be the energy that has not yet found its right channel. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

It is better to have loft and lost than to never have loft at all. - Groucho Marx

I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong. - Benjamin Franklin

No opportunity is ever lost. Someone else seizes the ones you missed. - Unknown

Every rupee of profit made by an Englishman is lost for ever to India. - Edmund Burke

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

I am a woman meant for a man, but I never found a man who could compete. - Bette Davis

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle

Remember, no effort that we make to attain something beautiful is ever lost. - Helen Keller

No star is lost once we have seen; We always may be what we might have been. - Adelaide Proctor

An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out. - Will Rogers

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

I think you could build a couple of humans with the amount of skin lost on the reef at Pipe. - Martin Potter

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found that out. - Mark Twain

There is no comparison between that which is lost by not succeeding and that which is lost by not trying. - Francis Bacon

The present contains nothing more than the past. And what is found in the effect was already in the cause. - Henri Bergson

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

One thing I know: the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who will have sought and found how to serve. - Albert Schweitzer

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

They submitted bills, and we paid them. Then we checked the engineering reports and found out that we had paid them far more than we owed them. - Donald Trump

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan


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