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Lost Unfriendly Cat

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Wisdom is found only in truth. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

When faith is lost, when honor dies, the man is dead! - John G Whittier

If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar

Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon

Hamster: The animal least likely to be found in a synagogue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Moving among fragmentary ruins which lost their significance. - Stephen Spender

Living is using time given to you. You cannot recall lost time. - Pokemon

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

Tis better to have loved and lost, Than never to have loved at all. - Alfred Tennyson

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

If the people you lead have lost their spark, try looking in the mirror. - Susan Fowler

I found a country [America] with thirty-two religions and only one sauce. - Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand-Perogord

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle

An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out. - Will Rogers

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Hopeful, we are halfway to where we want to go; hopeless, we are lost forever. - Lao Tzu

I was never ruined but twice: once when I lost a lawsuit and once when I won one. - Voltaire

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. - Laurence J. Peter

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

Until you know that life is interesting - and find it so - you haven't found your soul. - Geoffrey Fisher

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and left untried. - G K Chesterton

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood. - Groucho Marx

The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged to learn Latin. - Heinrich Heine

But she was going to beat - she was favored to win - and she got schlonged, she lost, I mean she lost. - Donald Trump

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Pleasure is very seldom found where it is sought. Our brightest blazes are commonly kindled by unexpected sparks. - Samuel Johnson

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

Some people say they haven't yet found themselves. But the self is not something one finds; it is something one creates. - Thomas Szasz

Forgiveness is the remission of sins. For it is by this that what has been lost, and was found, is saved from being lost again. - Saint Augustine


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