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Lost Unfriendly Cat

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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

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After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Nobody ever lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

All our words from loose using have lost their edge. - Ernest Hemingway

There is no shortage of fault to be found amid our stars. - John Green

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

Reality can be lost when reason and language have been violated. - Ravi Zacharias

Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most. - Ozzy Osbourne

If one tells the truth, one is sure, sooner or later, to be found out. - Oscar Wilde

If the people you lead have lost their spark, try looking in the mirror. - Susan Fowler

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle

Hopeful, we are halfway to where we want to go; hopeless, we are lost forever. - Lao Tzu

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

Well, at least he has found his true love - what a pity he can't marry himself. - Frank Sinatra

I am not so lost in lexicography as to forget that words are the daughters of earth. - Samuel Johnson

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

I think you could build a couple of humans with the amount of skin lost on the reef at Pipe. - Martin Potter

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged to learn Latin. - Heinrich Heine

Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found that out. - Mark Twain

The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth, and to have it found out by accident. - Charles Lamb

Foggy nights bring some comfort. He can get lost in the mist and there is no one to stare or question. - Susie Clevenger

He is wise who knows the sources of knowledge - who knows where it is written and where it is to be found. - A.A. Hodge

The present contains nothing more than the past. And what is found in the effect was already in the cause. - Henri Bergson

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

When you have lost hope, you have lost everything. And when you think all is lost, when al is dire and bleak, there is always hope. - Pittacus Lore

A lost empire, lost power and lost wealth provide perfect circumstances for living happily and contentedly in our enchanted island. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. - Calvin Trillin

I found my prince - he's a hockey player and we met at an NHL event, the last place I'd ever expect to meet someone, but there he was. - Carol Alt

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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