Lost Unfriendly Cat

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

Once people begin to reason, all is lost. - Voltaire

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

I did not know myself, I lost my personality. - Gertrude Stein

When everything is lost, anything is possible. - Robert Inman

Tomorrow is only found in the calendar of fools. - Og Mandino

Happiness is found in doing, not merely possessing. - Napoleon Hill

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

There is no shortage of fault to be found amid our stars. - John Green

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out. - Mae West

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - Rodney Dangerfield

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

Now that I've found the way to fly, which direction should I go into the night? - Ally Condie

Vietnam was lost in the living rooms of America, not on the battlefields of Vietnam. - Marshall McLuhan

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

I found the pearl of the Orient slightly less exciting than a rainy Sunday evening in Rochester. - S.J. Perelman

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? - T S Eliot

He is wise who knows the sources of knowledge - who knows where it is written and where it is to be found. - A.A. Hodge

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

When I started out, I hated the way the cities looked. But I found some pleasure in looking at the spaces between buildings. - Frank Gehry

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin