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Why 'waist' time in a closed bathroom?

Loo View thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Johnny Cash: A dime for the pay toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

I always have an optimistic view, no matter what it is. - Stephen Curry

Igloo: 1. An icicle built for two; 2. An Alaskan toilet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Like toilet paper, laughter is in short supply these days. - Phil Callaway

Being on the edge isn't as safe, but the view is better. - Ricky Gervais

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

Cash Flow: The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

The layman's constitutional view is that what he likes is constitutional and that which he doesn't like is unconstitutional. - Hugo L Black

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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