QuotaBillsHumor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman
Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs
Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown
Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. - Robert H Schuller
To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell
Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright
We must interpret a bad temper as a sign of inferiority. - Alfred Adler
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin
A round wife and a full barn are the signs of good success. - Amish Saying
Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats
The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so. - Gore Vidal
England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw
Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain
A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters
Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin
The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright
Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine
It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker
No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn
The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker
I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner
The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand
We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde
I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form. - Spike Milligan
Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff
A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie
The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud
I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis
Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham
Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If you are discouraged it is a sign of pride, because it shows you trust in your own powers. - Mother Teresa
No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones
If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter
The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes
German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen
Sometimes I have kept my feelings to myself, because I could find no language to describe them in. - Jane Austen
Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky
Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran
I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold
I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright
Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton
The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt
Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson
Crying doesn't indicate that you are weak. Ever since you were born it's been a sign that you are alive. - Unknown
She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde
Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley
The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton
Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip
Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau
The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay
Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain
The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless. - Unknown
Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll
Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon
One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf
I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman
The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra
If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela
No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin
Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton
I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell