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How much does your building weigh? - R Buckminster Fuller

A cup of tea would restore my normality. - Douglas Adams

I am building a dream with elevators in it. - Rick Ross

Building a business is a marathon, not a sprint. - Taavet Hinrikus

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

A nation of spaghetti eaters cannot restore Roman civilization. - Benito Mussolini

The taller the building, the deeper the foundation needs to be. - Unknown

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

In an urban environment, a church building is a thing of the past. - Mark Batterson

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Building a visionary company requires one percent vision and 99 percent alignment. - Jim Collins

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What really motivates people at Facebook is building stuff that they're proud of. - Mark Zuckerberg

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

Belief in oneself is one of the most important bricks in building any successful venture. - Lydia M. Child

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

Injustice alone can shake down the pillars of the skies, and restore the reign of Chaos and Night. - Horace Mann

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates

America's present need is not heroics but healing; not nostrums but normalcy; not revolution but restoration. - Warren G. Harding

The average auto owner drives so blamed reckless I'm glad that he does git robbed when he pays a repair bill. - Kin Hubbard

It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Medicine is the restoration of discordant elements; sickness is the discord of the elements infused into the living body. - Leonardo da Vinci

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its prime function of looking forward. - Margaret Barber

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen

Leadership development is not an 'event.' It's a capacity-building endeavor. It's a process of human growth and development. - Linda F Thornton

The key to building confidence is getting out there and trying new things. Once you go down the path once, it's a breeze the second time! - Bruno Logrecco

When a man's suit fits, when the construction is beautiful, when the sewing and fabrics are there - in the end, you'll look the best in it. - John Varvatos

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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