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I am building a dream with elevators in it. - Rick Ross

Building a business is a marathon, not a sprint. - Taavet Hinrikus

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

A nation of spaghetti eaters cannot restore Roman civilization. - Benito Mussolini

The taller the building, the deeper the foundation needs to be. - Unknown

The shortest distance between two points is usually under repair. - Unknown

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

Building a visionary company requires one percent vision and 99 percent alignment. - Jim Collins

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What really motivates people at Facebook is building stuff that they're proud of. - Mark Zuckerberg

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

Belief in oneself is one of the most important bricks in building any successful venture. - Lydia M. Child

The pattern of the prodigal is: rebellion, ruin, repentance, reconciliation, restoration. - Edwin L Cole

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

Injustice alone can shake down the pillars of the skies, and restore the reign of Chaos and Night. - Horace Mann

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

That's what storytellers do. We restore order with imagination. We instill hope again and again. - Walt Disney

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

The average auto owner drives so blamed reckless I'm glad that he does git robbed when he pays a repair bill. - Kin Hubbard

I don't think much of a dance step where the girl looks like she was being carried out of a burning building. - Kin Hubbard

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

God is in the resume-building business. He is always using past experiences to prepare us for future opportunities. - Mark Batterson

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Medicine is the restoration of discordant elements; sickness is the discord of the elements infused into the living body. - Leonardo da Vinci

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind - the answer is twelve. I think I'm in the wrong building. - Charles Schulz

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its prime function of looking forward. - Margaret Barber

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen

Leadership development is not an 'event.' It's a capacity-building endeavor. It's a process of human growth and development. - Linda F Thornton

The key to building confidence is getting out there and trying new things. Once you go down the path once, it's a breeze the second time! - Bruno Logrecco

When a man's suit fits, when the construction is beautiful, when the sewing and fabrics are there - in the end, you'll look the best in it. - John Varvatos


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