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When Grandma goes to court

Legal Disclosure thanks to Bill Fast

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The law itself follows gold. - Propertius

Judge me when you are perfect. - Unknown

Lawyers are the jackals of commerce. - Elbert Hubbard

Don't judge your taco by its price. - Hunter S. Thompson

The good of the people is the chief law. - Cicero

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I have always fought for concrete facts, for justice. - Fidel Castro

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Arthur Conan Doyle

The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers. - William Shakespeare

Lawyers are in the business of advocacy, not judgment. - Allan C Hutchinson

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

The power of the lawyer is in the uncertainty of the law. - Jeremy Bentham

Sudafed: Brought litigation against a government official - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You're breakin' about 18 laws, maybe even a dozen. - Archie Bunker

Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect. - Unknown

Don't judge me by my past. I don't live there anymore. - Unknown

My photographs don't do me justice – they just look like me. - Phyllis Diller

It should be possible to explain the laws of physics to a barmaid. - Albert Einstein

Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made. - Otto von Bismarck

Don't judge someone just because they sin differently than you. - Unknown

Lawyers are a bad lot... They cheat their living out of honest people. - Albert R Carman

The United States is the greatest law factory the world has ever known. - Charles E Hughes

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law. - Aristotle

The duty of a judge is to administer justice, but his practice is to delay it. - Jean de la Bruyere

Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is the trade of lawyers to question everything, yield nothing, and talk by the hour. - Thomas Jefferson

Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo

I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe. - Dalai Lama

Disease is war with the laws of our being, and all war, as a great general has said, is hell. - Lewis G. Janes

The law was made for one thing alone - for the exploitation of those who don't understand it. - Bertoit Brecht

There's a lot of fake people in the world, but before you judge them, make sure you're not one of them. - Unknown

There are not enough jails, not enough policemen, not enough courts to enforce a law not supported by the people. - Hubert H Humphrey

Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods. - Albert Einstein

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

Honest and peace-loving people shun the Courts and are prepared to suffer loss rather than fall into a Lawyer's clutches. - Peter De Noronha

If we judge ourselves only by our aspirations and everyone else only their conduct we shall soon reach a very false conclusion. - Calvin Coolidge

I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis upon the observance of the law than they do upon its enforcement. - Calvin Coolidge

The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Judge: 1. A law student who marks his own examination papers; 2. A lawyer who once knew a politician; 3. A man in a trying position. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

Bakinmyday: A law passed in the early 1900s that made it mandatory to build all schools at least 15 miles from all future grandfathers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein

Lawyers have the singular distinction of being able to play the hero and villain at the same time. Depending on where you stand in a courthouse. - Lenox Mhlanga

The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?" - Steven Wright


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