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When Grandma goes to court

Legal Disclosure thanks to Bill Fast

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Judge me when you are perfect. - Unknown

Position is nine-tenths of the law. - Archie Bunker

I don't want tea, I want justice! - Ally Carter

A lawsuit helps keep lawyers clothed. - Unknown

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

Law cannot persuade where it cannot punish. - Thomas Fuller

Law and order are not necessarily partners. - Saying

Keep skunks, bankers and lawyers at a distance. - Unknown

It is not wisdom but authority that makes a law. - Thomas Hobbes

Alimony is always having to say you're sorry. - Philip Simborg

Law of the Supermarket: The other line moves faster. - Unknown

Law of Inflation: Whatever goes up will go up some more. - Kin Hubbard

Lawyers are men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers. - Elbert Hubbard

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx

Ambition is like hunger; it obeys no law but its appetite. - H.W. Shaw

Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance. - Kim Campbell

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

It is a secret worth knowing, that lawyers rarely go to law. - Moses Crowell

Don't judge me by my past. I don't live there anymore. - Unknown

A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers. - H L Mencken

Do not judge a man until you have walked two moons in his moccasins. - Native American Proverb

Laws are not masters but servants, and he rules them who obeys them. - Henry Ward Beecher

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

Justice without force is powerless; force without justice is tyrannical. - Blaise Pascal

Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lawyers generally know too much of law to have a very clear perception of justice. - Eliza Cook

Mob law does not become due process of law by securing the assent of a terrorized jury. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation, and I care not who makes its laws. - Mayer A. Rothschild

Justice is the insurance we have on our lives, and obedience is the premium we pay for it. - William Penn

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

Lawyers are like the knights of old. You can use them to plunder other people's stuff. - Gene Gordon

I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe. - Dalai Lama

Lawyers get you out'n the kind of trouble you'd never get in if there was no lawyers. - Ken Alstad

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

You are the one who calls the law of attraction into action, and you do it through your thoughts. - Rhonda Byrne

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty per cent of publicity. - Lauren Bacall

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future. - John F Kennedy

People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide. - Will Rogers

There is one kind of robber whom the law does not strike at, and who steals what is most precious to men: time. - Napoleon Bonaparte

This hour we are stretching forth our hands with the desire to teach the world the true principles of mercy and justice. - Marcus Garvey

One does not, by knowing all the physical laws as we know them today, immediately obtain an understanding of anything much. - Richard P Feynman

When the monetary damages are smaller, lawyers will find themselves less zealous in their pursuit of what they call justice. - Dean O'Hare

The question arises: whether all lawyers are the same. This is like asking whether everything that gets into a sewer is garbage. - Florynce R Kennedy

We discern across the centuries a commanding and versatile intelligence, wielding with equal force the sword of war and of justice. - Winston Churchill

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda


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