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Life is laughter. - Theodore Melfi

Laugh it up, Fuzz ball. - Han Solo

Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm

Laughter is an instant vacation. - Milton Berle

Laughter is by definition healthy. - Doris Lessing

Laughter can bring a new perspective. - Christopher Durang

When the owl sings, the night is silent. - Charles de Leusse

Laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories. - Jessica Simpson

He who has no falcon must hunt with an owl. - Danish Proverb

Not by wrath does one kill but by laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died. - Peter Ustinov

Make fun of menopause - laugh your flash off! - Kathy Cagney

Laugh at yourself first before anyone else can. - Elsa Maxwell

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

Laughter and joy are part of the beauty of life. - Diago Morgado

Laughter is the smile of God on a troubled world. - Phil Callaway

I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls. - Bible

I wake up laughing every day. I get a kick out of life. - Bruce Willis

There is little success where there is little laughter. - Andrew Carnegie

A sense of humour is the ability to laugh at one's self. - Charlie Chaplin

Tell me what you laugh at, and I'll tell you who you are. - Marcel Pagnol

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself. - Ethel Barrymore

Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of your heart. - Mort Walker

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

Alone and warming his five wits, the white owl in the belfry sits. - Alfred Tennyson

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Be prompt and you dine alone. - Gerald Barzan

Whatever their faults, the Communists did not invent canned laughter. - Unknown

I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

If you are not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there. - Martin Luther

Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. - Joseph Addison

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance. - W Somerset Maugham

A daughter is someone you laugh with, dream with, and love with all your heart. - Unknown

You don't have to be smart to laugh at farts, but you have to be stupid not to. - Louis C.K.

When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him. - Thomas Szasz

Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change. - Unknown

If evil be spoken of you and it be true, correct yourself. If it be a lie, laugh at it. - Epictetus

And they bought an Owl, and a useful Cart,
And a pound of Rice, and a Cranberry Tart. - Edward Lear

The sun looks down on nothing half so good as a household laughing together over a meal. - C S Lewis

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing. - Michael Pritchard

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Laughter rises out of tragedy, when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage. - Erma Bombeck

When I first said I wanted to be a comedian, everyone laughed. They're not laughing now. - Bob Monkhouse

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. - Will Rogers

I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints - the sinners are much more fun. - Billy Joel

Laugh and the world laughs with you.
Cry, and you're probably watching the wrong channel. - Groucho Marx

How is it that music can, without words, evoke our laughter, our fears, our highest aspirations? - Jane Swan

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it. - Cullen Hightower

The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

Life is a combination of laughter and tears, and it's almost always better to laugh than to cry. - Teresa Medeiros

Laughter is like a windshield wiper - it won't stop the rain, but it will allow you to keep going. - Unknown

I have striven not to laugh at human actions, not to weep at them, nor to hate them, but to understand them. - Spinoza

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

Do not trap yourself into an owl's hooting sound
Where sad nights linger through the blackness of a hound - Munia Khan

Laughter is healing and helpful and fun, and I see my role as an entertainer, and I want readers to leave my books smiling. - Gail Carriger

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at his own misfortune. - Bert Williams

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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