QuotaBillsLaugh it up, Fuzz ball. - Han Solo
The earth is warmer when you laugh. - Samuel Beam
Laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories. - Jessica Simpson
A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb
The only real laughter comes from despair. - Groucho Marx
A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown
Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died. - Peter Ustinov
You have as much laughter as you have faith. - Martin Luther
Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron
Laughter is the smile of God on a troubled world. - Phil Callaway
Laughter is the closest distance between two people. - Victor Borge
He deserves Paradise who makes his companions laugh. - Koran
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. - Victor Borge
I wake up laughing every day. I get a kick out of life. - Bruce Willis
If you want to get people listening, get them laughing. - Johnny Carson
Laughter brings the swelling down on our national psyche. - Stephen Colbert
Like toilet paper, laughter is in short supply these days. - Phil Callaway
It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. - Spanish Proverb
When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies
I learned quickly that when I made others laugh, they liked me. - Art Buchwald
Laugh and the world laughs with you;
Weep, and you weep alone. - Ella Wheeler Wilcox
I live a very joyful life, with a lot of laughter and good times. - Kimberly Elise
Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of your heart. - Mort Walker
Nothing lasts forever, so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off. - Unknown
Laughter crosses boundaries of class and age. Humour is universal. - Jeremy Lloyd
I want to make people laugh so that they'll see things seriously. - William K Zinsser
The best way to make your audience laugh is to start laughing yourself. - Oliver Goldsmith
Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin
Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it. - Langston Hughes
Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. - Joseph Addison
She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent
Laugh an' th' world laughs with you, weep an' it keeps on laughin'. - Kin Hubbard
You don't have to be smart to laugh at farts, but you have to be stupid not to. - Louis C.K.
I'm a night owl for sure. I was born at 1 A.M., and that's the excuse I use. - Karla Souza
Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change. - Unknown
The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller
As your best friend, I'll always pick you up when you fall - after I finish laughing. - Unknown
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope
When I first said I wanted to be a comedian, everyone laughed. They're not laughing now. - Bob Monkhouse
I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints - the sinners are much more fun. - Billy Joel
We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. - Charles Bukowski
How is it that music can, without words, evoke our laughter, our fears, our highest aspirations? - Jane Swan
The sense of humor has other things to do than to make itself conspicuous in the act of laughter. - Alice Meynell
Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it. - Cullen Hightower
There's nothing better than a world where everybody's just trying to make each other laugh. - Matthew Perry
Never be afraid to laugh at yourself. After all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century. - Dame Edna Everage
I rejoice that there are owls. They represent the stark twilight and unsatisfied thoughts which all have. - Henry David Thoreau
Laughter is the mind's intonation. There are ways of laughing which have the sound of counterfeit coins. - Edmond de Goncourt
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful. - Bob Hope
The inauspiciousness of the owl is nothing but the inauspiciousness of the man who thinks that owl is inauspicious. - Mehmet Murat ildan
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx
I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. - Audrey Hepburn
Audience laughter, when it's deserved, acts as a sort of fairy dust that makes funny moments not just funny, but joyous. - Graham Linehan
Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the selfsame well from which your laughter rises was oftentimes filled with your tears. - Kahlil Gibran
Milton, for sixty years you've entertained us, and you've made us laugh, and we say to you, 'Milton, do it again. - Archbishop Fulton J. Sheen
I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible
We are in the world to laugh. In purgatory or in hell we shall no longer be able to do so. And in heaven it would not be proper. - Jules Renard
Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman
A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. - Jenny Eclair
I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King
My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou
I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz
Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts
Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown