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Lamp Escape

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Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

Energy and persistence conquer all things. - Benjamin Franklin

Of all the escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient. - H L Mencken

Once a word has been allowed to escape, it cannot be recalled. - Horace

I merely took the energy it takes to pout and wrote some blues. - Duke Ellington

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? - Unknown

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

Research is the historical novelist's map, constraint, and purest energy. - Donald McCaig

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffet

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. - Unknown

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

If you are patient in one moment of anger you will escape a hundred days of sorrow. - Chinese Proverb

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

I've got more energy now than when I was younger because I know exactly what I want to do. - George Balanchine

They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. - Edgar Allan Poe

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one. - Albert Einstein

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James


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