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Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

A happy childhood has spoiled many a promising life. - Robertson Davies

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Farmers: Men successful only if they sell their farms to golf clubs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

Women should not have children after 35. Really? 35 children is enough. - Bill Murray

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

What can we make of the inexpressible joy of children? It is a kind of gratitude. - Annie Dillard

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

I invite everyone to choose forgiveness rather than division, teamwork over personal ambition. - Jean-Francois Cope

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

The best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

I look back on my childhood and thank the stars above. For everything you gave me, but mostly for your love. - Wayne F Winters

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

Since it is so likely that children will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage. - C S Lewis

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey


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