Kids Klub

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal

Brat: A child who displays his pest manners. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back. - John Ruskin

Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children. - Doris Day

Vaseball: A game of catch played by children in the living room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I was a child what I wanted to be when I grew up was an invalid. - Quentin Crisp

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

The influence of a mother in the lives of her children is beyond calculation. - James E Faust

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

A nation that does not stand for its children does not stand for anything and will not stand tall in the future. - Marian W Edelman

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. - Will Rogers

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. - Antoine de Saint-Expurey

Do not grow old, no matter how long you live. Never cease to stand like curious children before the Great Mystery into which we were born. - Albert Einstein

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren