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Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

What you teach your children, you also teach their children. - Unknown

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

Farmers: Men successful only if they sell their farms to golf clubs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

When I was a child what I wanted to be when I grew up was an invalid. - Quentin Crisp

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

Nature reserves the right to inflict upon her children the most terrifying jests. - Thornton Wilder

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

Daddies don't just love their children every now and then, it's a love without end. - George Strait

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought. - Stephen King

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Unknown

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Unbreakable Toy: 1. An object that is indestructible - until a child plays with it; 2. Useful for breaking other toys. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. - Will Rogers

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg


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