Keep The Change

Marry money. - Max Shulman

He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

Speech is the small change of silence. - George Meredith

Change is inevitable. Growth is optional. - John C Maxwell

All is change; all yields its place and goes. - Euripides

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

If you want to make enemies, try to change something. - Woodrow Wilson

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D Rockefeller

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

Whosoever desires constant success must change his conduct with the times. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

Discussion is an exchange of knowledge; argument is an exchange of ignorance. - Robert Quillen

Incremental change is better than ambitious failure. Success feeds on itself. - Tal Ben-Shahar

To change one's life: Start immediately. Do it flamboyantly. No exceptions. - William James

What is freedom of expression? Without the freedom to offend, it ceases to exist. - Salman Rushdie

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard

We are living in the excesses of freedom. Just take a look at 42nd Street and Broadway. - Will Durant

When we are no longer able to change a situation, we are challenged to change ourselves. - Viktor Frankl

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson

I can't change the direction of the wind but I can adjust my sails to reach my destination. - James Dean

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

What would happen if we were all brave enough to be a little bit more ambitious? I think the world would change. - Reese Witherspoon

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

It's not that some people have willpower and some don't... It's that some people are ready to change and others are not. - James Gordon

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

There is nothing more majestic than the determined courage of individuals willing to suffer and sacrifice for their freedom and dignity. - Martin Luther King Jr

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato