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Heresy is another word for freedom of thought. - Graham Greene

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

If you want to make enemies, try to change something. - Woodrow Wilson

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

Without destruction, there is no creation, there is no change. - Oda Nobunaga

A good coach can change a game. A great coach can change a life. - John Wooden

The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it. - Flannery O'Connor

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Once a man has tasted freedom, he will never be content to be a slave. - Walt Disney

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that's poverty. - Joe E Lewis

When you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change. - Wayne Dyer

Whosoever desires constant success must change his conduct with the times. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

Change comes more from managing the journey than from announcing the destination. - William Bridges

We can have no progress without change, whether it be basketball or anything else. - John Wooden

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

To exist is to change, to change is to mature, to mature is to go on creating oneself endlessly. - Henri L. Bergson

People want change but not too much change. Finding that balance is tricky for every politician. - Eleanor Clift

Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so I am changing myself. - Rumi

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money. - Kin Hubbard

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

Time is the coin of your life. It is the only coin you have, and only you can determine how it will be spent. - Carl Sandburg

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

None who have always been free can understand the terrible fascinating power of the hope of freedom to those who are not free. - Pearl S Buck

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi


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