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Keep The Change

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Keep The Change thanks to Mike King

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When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

He does not own money whose money owns him. - St. Cyprian

If you want to change the world, change yourself. - Tom Robbins

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Change is inevitable... except from vending machines. - Steven Wright

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb? - Steven Wright

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

Middle Age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms. - Georges Clemenceau

If you have no will to change it, you have no will to criticize it. - Unknown

Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people. - Unknown

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

No matter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world. - Robin Williams

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

There is a certain Buddhistic calm that comes from having money in the bank. - Tom Robbins

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

The true alchemists do not change lead into gold; they change the world into words. - William H Gass

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

The world has entered an era of the most profound and challenging change in human history. - Stephen Covey

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson

I can't go back and change the beginning, but I can start where I am and change the ending. - C S Lewis

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you. - Kin Hubbard

The more decisions that you are forced to make alone, the more you are aware of your freedom to choose. - Thornton Wilder

Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever. - Margaret Cho

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

He who rejects change is the architect of decay. The only human institution which rejects progress is the cemetery. - Harold Wilson

A man may be a pessimistic determinist before lunch, and an optimistic believer in the will's freedom after it. - Aldous Huxley

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87. - Steve Martin

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban


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