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Keep The Change

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Keep The Change thanks to Mike King

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Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

Nobody ever lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

There is nothing permanent except change. - Heraclitus

I sell frosting for money. I'm a frostitute. - Unknown

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Life is change. Growth is optional. Choose wisely. - Karen K Clark

Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life. - Alvin Toffler

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

The greatest threat to freedom is the absence of criticism. - Wole Soyinka

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

If you have no will to change it, you have no will to criticize it. - Unknown

Things change and friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody. - Stephen Chbosky

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

For one change always leaves a dovetail into which another will fit. - Niccolo Machiavelli

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

Freedom is always and exclusively freedom for the one who thinks differently. - Rosa Luxemburg

We can have no progress without change, whether it be basketball or anything else. - John Wooden

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

I believe in trusting men, not only once but twice - in giving a failure another change. - James C Penney

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Sometimes only a change of viewpoint is needed to convert a tiresome duty into an interesting opportunity. - Alberta Flanders

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

Happiness, not money or prestige, should be regarded as the ultimate currency - the currency by which we take measure of our lives. - Tal Ben-Shahar

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Morality cannot be legislated, but behavior can be regulated. Judicial decrees may not change the heart, but they can restrain the heartless. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl


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