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Keep The Change

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Keep The Change thanks to Mike King

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Change is not progress. - H L Mencken

A zebra does not change its spots. - Al Gore

Forgetfulness is a form of freedom. - Kahlil Gibran

No man's credit is as good as his money. - Ed Howe

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

Change begins at the end of your comfort zone. - Roy T Bennett

Waitress: A woman who thinks money grows on trays - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All change is not growth; all movement is not forward. - Ellen Glasgow

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude. - Amy Tan

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

If you have no will to change it, you have no will to criticize it. - Unknown

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D Rockefeller

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

You are who you are, and nothing can change that. You're beautiful just as you are. - Karen Flaherty

Real, sustainable community change requires the initiative and engagement of community members. - Helene D Gayle

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so I am changing myself. - Rumi

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

God never promises to remove us from our struggles. He does promise, however, to change the way we look at them. - Max Lucado

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

Freedom is a personal and lonely battle; and one faces down the fears of today so that those of tomorrow might be engaged. - Alice Walker

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

None who have always been free can understand the terrible fascinating power of the hope of freedom to those who are not free. - Pearl S Buck

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead

The talk you hear about adapting to change is not only stupid, it's dangerous. The only way you can manage change is to create it. - Peter F Drucker

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone


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