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It Was That Close

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It Was That Close thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

In tennis, love means nothing. - Unknown

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Endless Love: Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tennis: a sport in which even an unseeded player can flower. - Unknown

Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers

Fame: The advantage of being known to those who do not know us. - Sebastien Chamfort

Keep your best wishes close to your heart and watch what happens. - Tony DeLiso

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

Study nature. Love nature. Stay close to nature. It will never fail you. - Frank Lloyd Wright

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Tennis is like a lawsuit: activity from across the court is often surprising. - Unknown

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

Managing only for profit is like playing tennis with your eye on the scoreboard and not on the ball. - Ichak Adizes

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

You can close your eyes to things you don't want to see, but you can't close your heart to things you don't want to feel. - Renee Slanksy

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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