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It Was That Close

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It Was That Close thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Fame is proof that the people are gullible. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

There are not many Irish people playing tennis. - Goran Ivanisevic

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Put your ear down close to your soul and listen hard. - Anne Sexton

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

Being average means you are as close to the bottom as you are to the top. - John Wooden

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

A woman's heart should be so close to God that a man should have to chase Him to find her. - C S Lewis

Fame is not the glory! Virtue is the goal, and fame only a messenger, to bring more to the fold. - Vanna Bonta

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

A good sermon should have a good beginning and a good ending, and they should be as close together as possible. - George Burns

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center. - Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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