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It Was That Close

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It Was That Close thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Fame is proof that the people are gullible. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Put your ear down close to your soul and listen hard. - Anne Sexton

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. - Steven Wright

Fame: The advantage of being known to those who do not know us. - Sebastien Chamfort

Keep your best wishes close to your heart and watch what happens. - Tony DeLiso

I love various sports, including basketball, tennis and billiards. - Yani Tseng

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot. - Charlie Chaplin

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

Being average means you are as close to the bottom as you are to the top. - John Wooden

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

The heart of another is a dark forest, always, no matter how close it has been to one's own. - Willa Cather

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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