It Should Start

The sky already fell. Now what? - Steven Wright

Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Grey skies are just clouds passing over. - Duke Ellington

Knock on the sky and listen to the sound. - Zen Saying

The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart. - Buddha

Suffering is the fuel in the engine of civilization. - Matthew W. Stover

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. - Nicolas Chamfort

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

I think the genetics of being Irish are that you sort of prefer when it's rainy and cloudy. - Kate Flannery

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown

The visions are fragmented and a dark cloud spreads like spilt ink across the pages of possible futures. - Garth Nix

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

Do you wish to rise? Begin by descending. You plan a tower that will pierce the clouds? Lay first the foundation of humility. - Saint Augustine

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

A cloudy day or a little sunshine have as great an influence on many constitutions as the most recent blessings or misfortunes. - Joseph Addison

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin