QuotaBillsI fell of my pink cloud with a thud. - Elizabeth Taylor
If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb
Knock on the sky and listen to the sound. - Zen Saying
What makes the engine go? Desire, desire, desire. - Stanley Kunitz
A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition. - William Ward
Don't let one cloud obliterate the whole sky. - Anais Nin
An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill
Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig
He who has the property in the soil has the same up in the sky. - Latin Proverb
The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello
Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg
To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner
Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau
Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo
It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh
You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha
Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown
Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam
I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx
The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. - Nicolas Chamfort
They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen
Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright
Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. - Don Marquis
I think the genetics of being Irish are that you sort of prefer when it's rainy and cloudy. - Kate Flannery
It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil
The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost
Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi
The blazing wings of dawn spirited me away, Dragon-swift above the suns-rise, flying to my destiny beyond the clouds. - Marc Secchia
That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown
It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor
Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci
The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright