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Important Phone Call

Some decisions can't be put on hold

Important Phone Call thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

When a flush does beat a full house

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Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

The important thing is never to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

Defensively, I think it's important for us to tackle. - Karl Mecklenburg

One thing at a time. Most important thing first. Start now. - Caroline Webb

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll

Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely. - P.J. O'Rourke

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. - Stephen Covey

Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it. - Robert Motherwell

The most important question in American cinema is "When is lunch?" - Tommy Lee Jones

The most important things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them. - Stephen King

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

When something is important enough, you do it even if the odds are not in your favor. - Elon Musk

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

It is important that we rebuild an atmosphere of forgiveness and civility in every aspect of our lives. - T D Jakes

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is the knack of getting along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. - Doug Larson

The most important measure of how good a game I played was how much better I'd made my teammates play. - Bill Russell

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg

You know what they say in Hollywood - the most important thing is being sincere, even if you have to fake it. - Cesar Romero

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done. - Fred Allen

Success is a journey not a destination. The doing is usually more important than the outcome. Not everyone can be Number 1. - Arthur Ashe

I have made an important discovery - that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effects of intoxication. - Oscar Wilde

I've had a very good stretch with startup investing, and I think it's very important to know when to hold your chips. - Tim Ferriss

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

It is important to expect nothing, to take every experience, including the negative ones, as merely steps on the path, and to proceed. - Ram Dass

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

It goes back to Christianity's affiliation with Judaism as Passover. Easter is as important to Christians as Passover is to the Jews. - Glenn Duffy

The most important thing that I learned in growing up is that forgiveness is something that, when you do it, you free yourself to move on. - Tyler Perry

Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. - George Carlin

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The key is taking responsibility and initiative, deciding what your life is about, and prioritizing your life around the most important things. - Stephen Covey

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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