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Important Phone Call

Some decisions can't be put on hold

Important Phone Call thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

When a flush does beat a full house

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If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

Life is too important to be taken seriously. - Oscar Wilde

Defensively, I think it's important for us to tackle. - Karl Mecklenburg

What a teacher is, is more important than what he teaches. - Karl Menninger

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

Quarterback: What you'll never get if you misdial from a pay phone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

Most of the trouble in the world is caused by people wanting to be important. - T S Eliot

Honesty and integrity are by far the most important assets of an entrepreneur. - Zig Ziglar

In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

When something is important enough, you do it even if the odds are not in your favor. - Elon Musk

Starting and being consistent and not giving up is more important than being brilliant. - Mark Schaefer

Let us never forget that the cultivation of the earth is the most important labor of man. - Daniel Webster

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

Sometimes the most important thing in a whole day is the rest we take between two deep breaths. - Etty Hillesum

Kindness is more important than wisdom, and the recognition of this is the beginning of wisdom. - Theodore Isaac Rubin

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why. - Mark Twain

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

Rituals are important. Nowadays it's hip not to be married. I'm not interested in being hip. - John Lennon

What you get by achieving your goals is not as important as what you become by achieving your goals. - Zig Ziglar

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

The key is not the will to win. Everybody has that. It is the will to prepare to win that is important. - Bobby Knight

Change can come in either of two important ways: Start behaving positively or stop behaving negatively. - Dr. Phil

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is the knack of getting along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Things that aren't important, that have nothing to do with winning and losing, don't have to be a rule. - Peter Richmond

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

He adopted a role called being a father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a protector. - Tom Wolfe

The most important things to say are those which often I did not think necessary for me to say - because they were too obvious. - Andre Gide

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

It is important to expect nothing, to take every experience, including the negative ones, as merely steps on the path, and to proceed. - Ram Dass

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

The spirit, the will to win, and the will to excel are the things that endure. These qualities are so much more important than the events that occur. - Vince Lombardi

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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