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Important Phone Call

Some decisions can't be put on hold

Important Phone Call thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

When a flush does beat a full house

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Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

If everything is important, then nothing is. - Unknown

You is kind. You is smart. You is important. - The Help

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

The storm is not as important as the path it opens up. - Mark Nepo

Family is not an important thing - it's everything. - Michael J. Fox

Where you start is not as important as where you finish. - Zig Ziglar

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown

One thing at a time. Most important thing first. Start now. - Caroline Webb

My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic? - Jay Leno

It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice. - Roger Federer

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

It is more important to click with people than to click with the shutter. - Alfred Eisenstadt

How you see your future is much more important than what has happened in the past. - Zig Ziglar

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why. - Mark Twain

The ability to focus attention on important things is a defining characteristic of intelligence. - Robert J. Shiller

Rituals are important. Nowadays it's hip not to be married. I'm not interested in being hip. - John Lennon

What you get by achieving your goals is not as important as what you become by achieving your goals. - Zig Ziglar

I wouldn't ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was important, like a league game. - Dick Butkus

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty: "Who cares?" - Tina Fey

Phonesia: The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

Civilization advances by extending the number of important operations which we can perform without thinking of them. - Alfred Whitehead

Three things in human life are important. The first is to be kind. The second is to be kind. And the third is to be kind. - Henry James

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

Christianity, if false, is of no importance, and if true, of infinite importance. The only thing it cannot be is moderately important. - C S Lewis

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

The important question is not, what will yield to man a few scattered pleasures, but what will render his life happy on the whole amount. - Joseph Addison

The most important thing that I learned in growing up is that forgiveness is something that, when you do it, you free yourself to move on. - Tyler Perry

It's really important to stand up for yourself and not always agree with what people say if indeed you don't feel that that's true. - Lily Collins

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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