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Important Phone Call

Some decisions can't be put on hold

Important Phone Call thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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The storm is not as important as the path it opens up. - Mark Nepo

What a teacher is, is more important than what he teaches. - Karl Menninger

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

The most important part of doctrine is the first two letters. - David C. Egner

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic? - Jay Leno

The quality, not the longevity, of one's life is what is important. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

The most important things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them. - Stephen King

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it. - Dave Chappelle

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

True navigation begins in the human heart. It's the most important map of all. - Elizabeth K Lindsey

The first and most important step toward success is the feeling that we can succeed. - Nelson Boswell

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Belief in oneself is one of the most important bricks in building any successful venture. - Lydia M. Child

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

The practice of forgiveness is our most important contribution to the healing of the world. - Marianne Williamson

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

People are prisoners of their phones; that's why it's called a 'cell' phone. - Unknown

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

I believe that how you feel is very important to how you look - that healthy equals beautiful. - Victoria Principal

The most important thing my father taught me is that every man has to stand up for his rights. - Ziggy Marley

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

Sometimes the most important thing in a whole day is the rest we take between two deep breaths. - Etty Hillesum

The ability to focus attention on important things is a defining characteristic of intelligence. - Robert J. Shiller

It is important that we rebuild an atmosphere of forgiveness and civility in every aspect of our lives. - T D Jakes

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is the knack of getting along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

One always forgets the most important things. It's the things that one can't remember that stay with you. - Alan Bennett

What you get by reaching your destination is not nearly as important as what you will become by reaching your destination. - Zig Ziglar

I've had a very good stretch with startup investing, and I think it's very important to know when to hold your chips. - Tim Ferriss

He adopted a role called being a father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a protector. - Tom Wolfe

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

The important question is not, what will yield to man a few scattered pleasures, but what will render his life happy on the whole amount. - Joseph Addison

It goes back to Christianity's affiliation with Judaism as Passover. Easter is as important to Christians as Passover is to the Jews. - Glenn Duffy

Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. - George Carlin

The fruits of philosophy are the important thing, not the philosophy itself. When we ask the time, we don't want to know how watches are made. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey


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