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The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

There are only two important days: today and that day. - Martin Luther

Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire

One thing at a time. Most important thing first. Start now. - Caroline Webb

Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely. - P.J. O'Rourke

The most important thing is to be whatever you are without shame. - Rod Steiger

It's not so important who starts the game but who finishes it. - John Wooden

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it. - Robert Motherwell

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

Most of the trouble in the world is caused by people wanting to be important. - T S Eliot

What comes to mind when we think about God is the most important thing about us. - A.W. Tozer

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

The first and most important step toward success is the feeling that we can succeed. - Nelson Boswell

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason

Let us never forget that the cultivation of the earth is the most important labor of man. - Daniel Webster

Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back. - Unknown

People tend to mistake Groundhog Day. It's not important. It's just important fun. - Mike Johnston

The practice of forgiveness is our most important contribution to the healing of the world. - Marianne Williamson

I believe that how you feel is very important to how you look - that healthy equals beautiful. - Victoria Principal

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

Sometimes the most important thing in a whole day is the rest we take between two deep breaths. - Etty Hillesum

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

What you get by achieving your goals is not as important as what you become by achieving your goals. - Zig Ziglar

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty: "Who cares?" - Tina Fey

The key is not the will to win. Everybody has that. It is the will to prepare to win that is important. - Bobby Knight

Change can come in either of two important ways: Start behaving positively or stop behaving negatively. - Dr. Phil

When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is. - Oscar Wilde

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

One always forgets the most important things. It's the things that one can't remember that stay with you. - Alan Bennett

If I do decide to do this, which I very well might, Jesse's support would be very important to me, in many ways. - Donald Trump

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

I have made an important discovery - that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effects of intoxication. - Oscar Wilde

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

The fruits of philosophy are the important thing, not the philosophy itself. When we ask the time, we don't want to know how watches are made. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg


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