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Important Phone Call

Some decisions can't be put on hold

Important Phone Call thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

When a flush does beat a full house

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If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

Life is too important to be taken seriously. - Oscar Wilde

The important thing is never to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

Family is not an important thing - it's everything. - Michael J. Fox

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

Nothing is more important than independence and freedom. - Ho Chi Minh

Where you start is not as important as where you finish. - Zig Ziglar

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

The most important thing is to be whatever you are without shame. - Rod Steiger

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Courage is very important. Like a muscle, it is strengthened by use. - Ruth Gordon

My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic? - Jay Leno

Give what is important precedence. Everything else will arrange itself. - Jessica Hagy

Your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other one thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

True navigation begins in the human heart. It's the most important map of all. - Elizabeth K Lindsey

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

Whoever is careless with truth in small matters cannot be trusted in important affairs. - Albert Einstein

What you are as a person is far more important that what you are as a basketball player. - John Wooden

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

Rituals are important. Nowadays it's hip not to be married. I'm not interested in being hip. - John Lennon

What you get by achieving your goals is not as important as what you become by achieving your goals. - Zig Ziglar

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty: "Who cares?" - Tina Fey

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is knowing how to get along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

You know what they say in Hollywood - the most important thing is being sincere, even if you have to fake it. - Cesar Romero

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

Things that aren't important, that have nothing to do with winning and losing, don't have to be a rule. - Peter Richmond

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

Friendship with one's self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Three things in human life are important. The first is to be kind. The second is to be kind. And the third is to be kind. - Henry James

I've had a very good stretch with startup investing, and I think it's very important to know when to hold your chips. - Tim Ferriss

The most important things to say are those which often I did not think necessary for me to say - because they were too obvious. - Andre Gide

Two important things are to have a genuine interest in people and to be kind to them. Kindness, I've discovered, is everything in life. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick

One of the most important leadership lessons is realizing you're not the most important or the most intelligent person in the room at all times. - Mario Batall

The spirit, the will to win, and the will to excel are the things that endure. These qualities are so much more important than the events that occur. - Vince Lombardi


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