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Important Phone Call

Some decisions can't be put on hold

Important Phone Call thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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If everything is important, then nothing is. - Unknown

No date on the calendar is as important as tomorrow. - Roy W Howard

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll

The most important thing is to be whatever you are without shame. - Rod Steiger

Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. - Stephen Covey

The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis

Courage is very important. Like a muscle, it is strengthened by use. - Ruth Gordon

Give what is important precedence. Everything else will arrange itself. - Jessica Hagy

The most important thing about batting is getting the bat to hit the ball. - Michael Holding

She made me strong, but she wanted me to be strong. That's more important. - Diane von Furstenberg

In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Starting and being consistent and not giving up is more important than being brilliant. - Mark Schaefer

Let us never forget that the cultivation of the earth is the most important labor of man. - Daniel Webster

The most important part of a story is the ending. No one reads a book to get to the middle. - Mickey Spillane

It's fine to celebrate success but it is more important to heed the lessons of failure. - Bill Gates

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why. - Mark Twain

Rituals are important. Nowadays it's hip not to be married. I'm not interested in being hip. - John Lennon

The key is not the will to win. Everybody has that. It is the will to prepare to win that is important. - Bobby Knight

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is knowing how to get along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

There are only three colors, ten digits, and seven notes; it's what we do with them that's important. - Ruth Ross

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

Kicking is very important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the ball, occasionally. - Alfred Hitchcock

Friendship with one's self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world. - Eleanor Roosevelt

He adopted a role called being a father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a protector. - Tom Wolfe

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

It goes back to Christianity's affiliation with Judaism as Passover. Easter is as important to Christians as Passover is to the Jews. - Glenn Duffy

Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. - George Carlin

It's important to recognize that forgiveness is more than mere words; it's a heart attitude that induces a spiritual transformation. - Victoria Osteen

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? - Stephen Levine

The fruits of philosophy are the important thing, not the philosophy itself. When we ask the time, we don't want to know how watches are made. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

The spirit, the will to win, and the will to excel are the things that endure. These qualities are so much more important than the events that occur. - Vince Lombardi


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