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Important Phone Call

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Important Phone Call thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

Life is too important to be taken seriously. - Oscar Wilde

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

The longer the title, the less important the job. - George McGovern

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

No date on the calendar is as important as tomorrow. - Roy W Howard

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

One thing at a time. Most important thing first. Start now. - Caroline Webb

Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely. - P.J. O'Rourke

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

It's not so important who starts the game but who finishes it. - John Wooden

Courage is very important. Like a muscle, it is strengthened by use. - Ruth Gordon

The first and most important person you must believe in is yourself. - Toni Sorenson

Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it. - Robert Motherwell

The quality, not the longevity, of one's life is what is important. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other one thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Honesty and integrity are by far the most important assets of an entrepreneur. - Zig Ziglar

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same. - Audrey Hepburn

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

Kindness is more important than wisdom, and the recognition of this is the beginning of wisdom. - Theodore Isaac Rubin

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty: "Who cares?" - Tina Fey

The key is not the will to win. Everybody has that. It is the will to prepare to win that is important. - Bobby Knight

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

One always forgets the most important things. It's the things that one can't remember that stay with you. - Alan Bennett

If I do decide to do this, which I very well might, Jesse's support would be very important to me, in many ways. - Donald Trump

What you get by reaching your destination is not nearly as important as what you will become by reaching your destination. - Zig Ziglar

A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done. - Fred Allen

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

Executives owe it to the organization and to their fellow workers not to tolerate nonperforming individuals in important jobs. - Peter F Drucker

Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce

The most important things to say are those which often I did not think necessary for me to say - because they were too obvious. - Andre Gide

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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