If IKEA Ran GM

Ikea: Swedish for maze - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The whole is more than the sum of its parts. - Aristotle

Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown

Of all parts of wisdom the practice is the best. - John Tillotson

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis

The only parts left of my original body are my elbows. - Phyllis Diller

The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech. - Clifton Fadiman

That's the spirit - one part brave, three parts fool. - Christopher Paolini

Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. - Larry Wall

Music melts all the separate parts of our bodies together. - Anais Nin

The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts. - Paul Ehrlich

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. - Steven Wright

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

I mixed this myself. Two parts H, one part O. I don't trust anybody! - Steven Wright

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts. - Charles Dickens

Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. - Todd Stocker

It is my custom to call this book 'An Anatomy of All the Parts of the Soul.' - John Calvin

Human society is like an arch, kept from falling by the mutual pressure of its parts. - Seneca

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

There are still parts of Wales where the only concession to gaiety is a striped shroud. - Gwyn Thomas

Sometimes the hardest pieces of a puzzle to assemble, are the ones missing from the box. - Dixie Waters

The curtain rises on a vast primitive wasteland, not unlike certain parts of New Jersey. - Woody Allen

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

You're welcome to come here, except my bed's from Ikea so it's more unstable than I am. - Unknown

One of the best parts of growing older? You can flirt all you like since you've become harmless. - Liz Smith

My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body. - Donald Trump

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

I'm amazed that my wife and I created two human beings from scratch, yet struggle to assemble the most basic of IKEA cabinets. - John Kinnear

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey