If IKEA Ran GM
General Motors employees would be 'Golf'-ing
QuotaBillsIkea: Swedish for maze - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The whole is more than the sum of its parts. - Aristotle
Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown
Of all parts of wisdom the practice is the best. - John Tillotson
Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis
The only parts left of my original body are my elbows. - Phyllis Diller
The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech. - Clifton Fadiman
That's the spirit - one part brave, three parts fool. - Christopher Paolini
Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. - Larry Wall
Music melts all the separate parts of our bodies together. - Anais Nin
The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts. - Paul Ehrlich
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. - Steven Wright
I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright
I mixed this myself. Two parts H, one part O. I don't trust anybody! - Steven Wright
There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts. - Charles Dickens
Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. - Todd Stocker
It is my custom to call this book 'An Anatomy of All the Parts of the Soul.' - John Calvin
Human society is like an arch, kept from falling by the mutual pressure of its parts. - Seneca
Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown
There are still parts of Wales where the only concession to gaiety is a striped shroud. - Gwyn Thomas
Sometimes the hardest pieces of a puzzle to assemble, are the ones missing from the box. - Dixie Waters
The curtain rises on a vast primitive wasteland, not unlike certain parts of New Jersey. - Woody Allen
My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew
You're welcome to come here, except my bed's from Ikea so it's more unstable than I am. - Unknown
One of the best parts of growing older? You can flirt all you like since you've become harmless. - Liz Smith
My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body. - Donald Trump
I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman
It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain
We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda
I'm amazed that my wife and I created two human beings from scratch, yet struggle to assemble the most basic of IKEA cabinets. - John Kinnear
From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey