Hopscotch for Seniors

Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. - Unknown

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

Women like silent men. They think they're listening. - Marcel Achard

We're women. We have a double standard to live up to. - Ally McBeal

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

Market: 1. Three women and a goose; 2. What teachers do to homework. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter

If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side. - Stuart Turner

When I passed 40 I dropped pretence, 'cause men like women who got some sense. - Maya Angelou

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didn't they'd be married too. - H L Mencken

Sewing Circle: 1. Where friendship hangs by a thread; 2. A group of women who needle each other. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

If women want any rights more than they got, why don't they just take them and not be talking about it? - Sojourner Truth

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn is hammering on cold iron. - Horace Mann

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

There is nothing more inspiring than having a mind unfold before you. Let people teach who have a calling. It is never just a job. - Abraham Kaplan

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

Nurse: 1. A woman whose business is to make sickness a pleasure; 2. A young women who holds your wrist and then expects your pulse to be normal. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com