Hopscotch for Seniors

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

Women should be obscene and not heard. - Groucho Marx

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

Women would rather be right than reasonable. - Ogden Nash

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Certain women should be struck regularly, like gongs. - Noel Coward

I hate women because they always know where things are. - Voltaire

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

Harem: A community of women who subscribe to a circulating husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My greatest regret is not knowing at 30 what I knew about women at 60. - Arthur Miller

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Chance Remark: Anything a man chances to say when two women are talking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didn't they'd be married too. - H L Mencken

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

Beauty Parlor: 1. A place where women curl up and dye; 2. A place where everybody knows your MANE. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. - Albert Einstein

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

There is nothing more inspiring than having a mind unfold before you. Let people teach who have a calling. It is never just a job. - Abraham Kaplan

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene