Hopscotch for Seniors

Women are made to be loved, not understood. - Oscar Wilde

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

Women would not be prostitutes if it were not for men. - Baroness Vickers

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Women's Clothes: Go to extremes, but seldom to extremities - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

Chance Remark: Anything a man chances to say when two women are talking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sidesaddle: How men, rather than women, would ride in a truly logical world - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we would never need solace. - Don Herold

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

When I passed 40 I dropped pretence, 'cause men like women who got some sense. - Maya Angelou

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. - Mark Twain

Crochet: An exercise that gives women something to think about when they are talking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. - Oscar Wilde

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

It is easier for a woman to defend her virtue against men than her reputation against women. - French Proverb

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

First women subtract from their age, then they divide it, and then they extract its square root. - Unknown

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn is hammering on cold iron. - Horace Mann

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson