Hopscotch for Seniors

Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

When women go wrong, men go right after them. - Mae West

Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. - Oscar Wilde

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken