Hopscotch for Seniors

Women's word is never done. - American Proverb

Dull women have immaculate homes. - Unknown

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. - Kathy Lette

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract. - Kathy Lette

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. - Groucho Marx

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Women should not have children after 35. Really? 35 children is enough. - Bill Murray

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. - Oscar Wilde

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken