Hopscotch for Seniors

Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

When women go wrong, men go right after them. - Mae West

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. - Unknown

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. - Oscar Wilde

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Certain women should be struck regularly, like gongs. - Noel Coward

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

We're women. We have a double standard to live up to. - Ally McBeal

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

I like women, I don't understand them, but I like them. - Sean Connery

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

He who has two women loses his soul. But he who has two homes loses his mind. - Ancient Proverb

Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we would never need solace. - Don Herold

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. - Mark Twain

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

If women want any rights more than they got, why don't they just take them and not be talking about it? - Sojourner Truth

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King