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Hopscotch for Seniors

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Dull women have immaculate homes. - Unknown

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. - Kathy Lette

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

He who has two women loses his soul. But he who has two homes loses his mind. - Ancient Proverb

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. - Oscar Wilde

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera


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