Hopscotch for Seniors

Women should be obscene and not heard. - Groucho Marx

Women are made to be loved, not understood. - Oscar Wilde

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. - Kathy Lette

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

I hate women because they always know where things are. - Voltaire

We're women. We have a double standard to live up to. - Ally McBeal

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. - Albert Einstein

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer