Hand Tool

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

On the other hand, you have different fingers. - Steven Wright

When life hands you lemons, make whiskey sours. - WC Fields

Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands. - Jayne Mansfield

Putting your hands in the earth is very grounding. - John Glover

The cards are ill shuffled till I have a good hand. - Jonathan Swift

Give me the ready hand rather than the ready tongue. - Garibaldi

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

Excite the mind and the hand will reach for the pocket. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

A familiar pang of dread wrapped its icy hand around my heart. - Ashley Jeffery

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? - Milton Berle

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Alone, you are only as good as your reach; you must join hands with others. - Joe Segal

It is better to have less thunder in the mouth and more lightning in the hand. - Apache Proverb

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

I felt sorry for myself because I had no hands until I met a man who had no chips. - Kent Andersson

Lay hold of life with both hands, whenever thou mayest seize it, it is interesting. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

Self-pity is a sinkhole from which no rescuing hand can drag you because you have chosen to sink. - Elisabeth Elliot

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

For the first time, I hand-picked an 'Apprentice' cast, and I'm thrilled with the results. - Donald Trump

I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein. - George W. Bush

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

It is mathematical fact that the casting of this pebble from my hand alters the center of gravity of the universe. - Thomas Carlyle

Often we can help each other most by leaving each other alone; at other times we need the hand-grasp and the word of cheer. - Elbert Hubbard

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

I'm not an equipment nut. I tend to use whatever's at hand. I have several cameras, of course, but I'm not emotional about any of them. - Leonard Nimoy

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell