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Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands. - Jayne Mansfield

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand. - Kurt Vonnegut

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Masseuse: A woman who doesn't keep her hands to herself - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A familiar pang of dread wrapped its icy hand around my heart. - Ashley Jeffery

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? - Milton Berle

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

He could shake your hand and stab you in the back at the same time. - Richard Nixon

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

It is better to have less thunder in the mouth and more lightning in the hand. - Apache Proverb

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker

If a man take no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow near at hand. - Confucius

I felt sorry for myself because I had no hands until I met a man who had no chips. - Kent Andersson

The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand. - Fred Allen

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever. - Unknown

Let him that is without stone among you cast the first thing he can lay his hands on. - Robert Frost

When life hands you a lemon, say, "Oh year, I like lemons, what else ya got?" - Henry Rollins

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

If quantum mechanics hasn't profoundly shocked you, you haven't understood it yet. - Niels Bohr

We are all pencils in the hand of a writing God, who is sending love letters to the world. - Mother Teresa

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere

Sometimes if you want to see a change for the better, you have to take things into your own hands. - Clint Eastwood

For the first time, I hand-picked an 'Apprentice' cast, and I'm thrilled with the results. - Donald Trump

His wallet is more capacious than an elephant's scrotum and just as difficult to get your hands on. - Blackadder

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

He who is present at a wrong-doing and does not life a hand to prevent it is as guilty as the wrongdoers. - Omaha Proverb

I wish I could stand on a busy street corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all of their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

Technology is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other. - Carrie Snow

As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself, the other for helping others. - Audrey Hepburn

This hour we are stretching forth our hands with the desire to teach the world the true principles of mercy and justice. - Marcus Garvey

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

Juvenile Delinquent: 1. A youngster who has been given a free hand but not in the proper place; 2. A kid who starts acting like his parents. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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