QuotaBillsSo many horrid Ghosts. - William Shakespeare
He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown
Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown
I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson
And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac
Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held
The muses are ghosts, and sometimes they come uninvited. - Stephen King
Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund
Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart
The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield
To be haunted is to glimpse a truth that might best be hidden. - James Herbert
A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees
When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb
Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain
A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken
If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams
In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins
All I can say is, if they show my butt in a movie, it better be a wide shot. - Jennifer Lopez
We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney
I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown
I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright
In one aspect, yes, I believe in ghosts, but we create them. We haunt ourselves. - Laurie H. Anderson
Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov
Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown
I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega
In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer
I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood
Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey
Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender
I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan
I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau
We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn
I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey
The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran
They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy
I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa
One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson
All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside
This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien