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Graffiti Removing Graffiti thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Did you hear about the well-meaning environmentalists who got into BIG trouble when they started 'cleaning/scrubbing graffiti' off of a small cave, and the Rangers caught them?

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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

The essence of all beautiful art, all great art, is gratitude. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it. - Robert Motherwell

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel


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