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Global Warming Protest

Hundreds gather to protest global warming

Global Warming Protest thanks to Roy Taylor

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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

The lady doth protest too much, methinks. - William Shakespeare

Are my hot flashes causing Global Warming? - Unknown

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men. - Abraham Lincoln

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

When it comes to global warming, coal is the gorilla in the room. - Jeff Goodell

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

He who accepts evil without protesting against it is really cooperating with it. - Henry David Thoreau

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis

When enough people care about autism or diabetes or global warming, it helps everyone, even if only a tiny fraction actively participate. - Seth Godin

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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