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Old men are twice children. - Greek Proverb

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back. - John Ruskin

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. - Unknown

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

The heart of who I am as a person and as a man is forgiveness, after forgiving my father for a lot of things that were done when I was a child. - Tyler Perry

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah


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