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I like children - fried. - WC Fields

Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

It takes a whole village to raise a child. - African Proverb

The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoyevski

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain

My mom had a very difficult childhood. My childhood. - Cindy Marzahn

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

Women should not have children after 35. Really? 35 children is enough. - Bill Murray

If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. - Ann Landers

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. - Haim Ginott

Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. - Rita Rudner

Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age. - William Feather

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

I know why superman left krypton. Earth was the only place where he could get steroids. - Milton Berle

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought. - Stephen King

If the loss of shame was the child of secularization, the loss of reason is the child of pluralization. - Ravi Zacharias

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

One thing I had learned from watching chimpanzees with their infants is that having a child should be fun. - Jane Goodall

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

The heart of who I am as a person and as a man is forgiveness, after forgiving my father for a lot of things that were done when I was a child. - Tyler Perry

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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