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Old men are twice children. - Greek Proverb

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

A child's first teacher is its mother. - Peng Liyuan

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

Bed and Breakfast: Two things the kids will never make for themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

Spoiled Rotten: What the kids become after as little as 15 minutes with Grandma - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

Judging a child taking his first steps for not being able to run a marathon is shortsighted. - Tyler Winklevoss

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs. - P J O'Rourke

A nation that does not stand for its children does not stand for anything and will not stand tall in the future. - Marian W Edelman

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren


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