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Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoyevski

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

A happy childhood has spoiled many a promising life. - Robertson Davies

For when a child is born the mother also is born again. - Gilbert Parker

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

When I was a child what I wanted to be when I grew up was an invalid. - Quentin Crisp

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Spoiled Rotten: What the kids become after as little as 15 minutes with Grandma - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

Sometimes I wish I had a terrible childhood, so that at least I'd have an excuse. - Jimmy Fallon

If a child can't learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the way they learn. - Ignacio Estrada

Energy: Element of vitality kids always have an oversupply of until asked to do something - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - Fran Lebowitz

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

If the loss of shame was the child of secularization, the loss of reason is the child of pluralization. - Ravi Zacharias

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

Grow up, and that is a terribly hard thing to do. It is much easier to skip it and go from one childhood to another. - F Scott Fitzgerald

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

Since it is so likely that children will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage. - C S Lewis

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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