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Reality continues to ruin my life. - Bill Watterson

Sports is human life in microcosm. - Howard Cosell

Reality is something you rise above. - Liza Minnelli

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - John Wooden

Victor: Your football team's weekly opponent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar. - Paul Clisura

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

I played a little basketball. Some football in junior high. - Clint Eastwood

Reality can be lost when reason and language have been violated. - Ravi Zacharias

I love various sports, including basketball, tennis and billiards. - Yani Tseng

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. - Tom Clancy

It is only hope which is real, and reality is a bitterness and a deceit. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Since we cannot change reality, let us change the eyes which see reality. - Nikos Kazantzakis

Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs

The times have not become more violent. They have just become more televised. - Marilyn Manson

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

In photography there is a reality so subtle that it becomes more real than reality. - Alfred Stieglitz

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

Ticket Scalper: A man who enables you to see one football game for the price of five - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump

I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

When a team outgrows individual performance and learns team confidence, excellence becomes a reality. - Joe Paterno

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

The past exists only in our memories,
The future only in our plans.
The present is our only reality. - Robert Pirsig

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they know who you really are through television. - Jack Nicholson

Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer


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