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Reality – what a concept! - Robin Williams

Reality is frequently inaccurate. - Douglas Adams

What we achieve inwardly will change outer reality. - Plutarch

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. - Lily Tomlin

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare. - Fred Allen

I like sports, and I enjoy playing basketball and lifting weights. - Joel Osteen

Since we cannot change reality, let us change the eyes which see reality. - Nikos Kazantzakis

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. - Philip K. Dick

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The times have not become more violent. They have just become more televised. - Marilyn Manson

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal. - Groucho Marx

The essential feature, and necessity of life is to know reality, which means knowing God. - Malcolm Muggeridge

People who urge you to be realistic generally want you to accept their version of reality. - Unknown

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

The reality of professional skateboarding contests is that they're not relevant in our world. - Rob Dyrdek

Television was not intended to make human beings vacuous, but it is an emanation of their vacuity. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

Morality binds and blinds. It binds us into teams... but thereby makes us go blind to objective reality. - Jonathan Haidt

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

You know when you eat too many sweets and get diabetes? Paparazzi are the diabetes of materialistic culture. - Shirley MacLaine

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. - Richard P Feynman

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they know who you really are through television. - Jack Nicholson

Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality. - Earl Nightingale

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

The public has an appetite for anything about imagination: anything that is far away from reality as is creatively possible. - Steven Spielberg

Man alone has the power to transform his thoughts into physical reality; man, alone, can dream and make his dreams come true. - Napoleon Hill

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan

The depravity of man is at once the most empirically verifiable reality, but at the same time the most intellectually resisted fact. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Faith is not logical. But it isn't illogical either. Faith is theological. It does not ignore reality; it just adds God into the equation. - Mark Batterson

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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