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In the lap of the cards. - Archie Bunker

When in doubt, win the trick. - Edmond Hoyle

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

Win the game before it's played. - Unknown

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

Badmutton: Game played with the butcher - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

Before you can win a game, you have to not lose it. - Chuck Noll

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

My favorite part of the game? The opportunity to play. - Mike Singletary

I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards. - Henny Youngman

Usually the team that scores the most points wins the game. - John Madden

Vaseball: A game of catch played by children in the living room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

It's not so important who starts the game but who finishes it. - John Wooden

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. - Steven Wright

It's a game that will ultimately be decided by the final outcome. - Martin Tyler

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

He played the King in the game of life
But someone played the ace. - Gerald Barzan

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. - Josh Billings

This could be a repeat of what will happen in the European games next week. - David Coleman

In the game of life, before you get anything out, you must put something in. - Zig Ziglar

No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning. - George Carlin

Football Game: A sport where a spectator takes four quarters to finish a fifth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

Games shouldn't only be fun. They should teach or spark an interest in other things. - Hideo Kojima

The game is played not to protect the rules; rather, the rules are made to protect the game. - Ravi Zacharias

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. - Arnold Palmer

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

I have an unbelievable assistant who handles all of my scheduling. It's like a Tetris game. - Neil P. Harris

Winners lose more than losers. They win and lose more than losers, because they stay in the game. - Terry Paulson

I go into every game thinking I'm going to be the hero. I have to, or I wouldn't enjoy it. - Derek Jeter

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier

Eternity: 1. The last two minutes of a football game; 2. The time between you coming and her going. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. - Flip Wilson

Human affairs are like a chess game: Only those who do not take it seriously can be called good players. - Hung Tzu-ch'eng

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera. - Unknown

Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

The Republicans have all of the cards. And this is the time to get rid of Obamacare. This is the time to make the great deal. - Donald Trump

Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus high and return the giraffes to the zoo. - Ogden Nash

Unless a man has considerable skill and reliance in his weapon, he will not remain cool in the presence of dangerous game close by. - Townsend Whelen

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan

Stand-up and boxing are very similar. You're the only one out there, you're going into a fight, and you're going in with a game plan. - Russell Peters

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season. - Bill Vaughan

Approach racing like a game of billiards. If you bash the ball too hard, you get nowhere. As you handle the cue properly, you drive with more finesse. - Juan M Fangio