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Hockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

Win the game before it's played. - Unknown

Badmutton: Game played with the butcher - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

Half this game is ninety percent mental. - Yogi Berra

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

The cards are ill shuffled till I have a good hand. - Jonathan Swift

Before you can win a game, you have to not lose it. - Chuck Noll

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

Inflation Index: A rise in the price of playing cards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My favorite part of the game? The opportunity to play. - Mike Singletary

Usually the team that scores the most points wins the game. - John Madden

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards. - Oscar Wilde

Players with fight never lose a game, they just run out of time. - John Wooden

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

It's not so important who starts the game but who finishes it. - John Wooden

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence win championships. - Michael Jordan

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

It's easy to make your choice when all the cards are on the table. - Barry Bennett

Life is like a game of Tetris. You never know what you're gonna get. - Kevin Larnholm

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

In the game of life, before you get anything out, you must put something in. - Zig Ziglar

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning. - George Carlin

You don't play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball. - Bobby Knight

Football Game: A sport where a spectator takes four quarters to finish a fifth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers. - Unknown

If you're in a card game and you don't know who the sucker is, you're it. - Unknown

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffett

Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks. - Laura Swenson

Games shouldn't only be fun. They should teach or spark an interest in other things. - Hideo Kojima

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

The game is played not to protect the rules; rather, the rules are made to protect the game. - Ravi Zacharias

I have an unbelievable assistant who handles all of my scheduling. It's like a Tetris game. - Neil P. Harris

Winners lose more than losers. They win and lose more than losers, because they stay in the game. - Terry Paulson

I go into every game thinking I'm going to be the hero. I have to, or I wouldn't enjoy it. - Derek Jeter

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier

He cared less, so they cared more. He said it was beautiful. I knew he was broken.This was his game. - Coco J. Ginger

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

I wouldn't ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was important, like a league game. - Dick Butkus

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

The most important measure of how good a game I played was how much better I'd made my teammates play. - Bill Russell

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. - Florence Shinn

Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus high and return the giraffes to the zoo. - Ogden Nash

Unless a man has considerable skill and reliance in his weapon, he will not remain cool in the presence of dangerous game close by. - Townsend Whelen

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan

Nobody like to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game. - Ben Bernanke

Stand-up and boxing are very similar. You're the only one out there, you're going into a fight, and you're going in with a game plan. - Russell Peters

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel


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