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Marketing: Lying in loafers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

Advertising Executive: Yessir, nosir, ulcer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

There is no such thing as a bad client, but there such a thing as bad advertising. - Jerry D Femina

He that would live in peace and at ease must not speak all he knows or all he sees. - Benjamin Franklin

The best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. - Theodore Roosevelt

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

To me, it's that incredible sense of belonging and peace within your own self and heart that really is joy. - Goldie Hawn

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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