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Free Nobel Peace Prize thanks to Mike King

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I believe it is peace for our time. - Neville Chamberlain

Peace is the only battle worth waging. - Albert Camus

My head says gym but my heart says tacos. - Unknown

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Content is the atomic particle of all digital marketing. - Rebecca Lieb

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

Quiet is peace. Quiet is turning down the volume knob on life. - Khaled Hosseini

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety. - Aesop

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding. - Albert Einstein

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

When you see the world through serene eyes, you generate peace wherever you go. - Jerry Dorsman

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

When you find peace within yourself, you become the kind of person who can live at peace with others. - Peace Pilgrim

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

Only in peace do we have joy. Not by acquiring things, not by doing things, not by earning or learning, but by dedication. - Swami Satchidananda

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I like cast iron coated with enamel for longevity and forgiveness if I happen to take my eyes off the prize while pouring Chianti. - Mario Batali

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown


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