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Free Nobel Peace Prize thanks to Mike King

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Everything goes better with tacos. - Rachel Caine

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

American cheese is the perfect soft taco. - Wylie Dufresne

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

The highest peace is the peace between opposites. - Leonid Brezhnev

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace. - Nikita Khrushchev

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

I can have peace of mind only when I forgive rather than judge. - Gerald Jampolsky

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. - Robert J Sawyer

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety. - Aesop

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

Marketing is no longer about the stuff that you make, but about the stories you tell. - Seth Godin

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

Nothing is more precious for our people than peace, but it is not something that can be achieved if we simply crave and beg for it. - Kim Jong-Un

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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