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Free Nobel Peace Prize thanks to Mike King

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Peace is always beautiful. - Walt Whitman

Everything goes better with tacos. - Rachel Caine

Marchin' in all the peace riots. - Archie Bunker

Don't judge your taco by its price. - Hunter S. Thompson

American cheese is the perfect soft taco. - Wylie Dufresne

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

There is no way to peace. Peace is the way. - A.J. Muste

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding. - Albert Einstein

Be selective in your battles. Sometimes peace is better than being right. - Unknown

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Never, for the sake of peace and quiet, deny your own experience or convictions. - Dag Hammarskjold

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

When you find peace within yourself, you become the kind of person who can live at peace with others. - Peace Pilgrim

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

I can't build my hopes on a foundation of confusion, misery and death. I think peace and tranquility will return again. - Anne Frank

Peace is not something you wish for; it's something you make, something you do, something you are, something you give away. - Unknown

The high prize of life, the crowning fortune of a man, is to be born with a bias to some pursuit, which finds him in employment and happiness. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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