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Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

Absolutely free, or greatis. - Archie Bunker

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

Hockey's my favorite sport. - Denis Leary

Outdoor hockey is what it is all about. - Paul Coffey

None of us is free until we are all free. - Emma Lazarus

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

When I discover who I am, I'll be free. - Ralph Ellison

No man is free who is not a master of himself. - Epictetus

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. - Thomas Jefferson

Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

Figure skaters have awful perceptions of hockey players. - Kristi Yamaguchi

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe

Hockey seems completely lawless and, therefore, inexplicably sexy. - Rachel Nichols

When we lose the right to be different, we lose the privilege to be free. - Charles E. Hughes

The trouble with free elections is, you never know who is going to get in. - Leonid Brezhnev

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

To give up the task of reforming society is to give up one's responsibility as a free man. - Alan Paton

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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