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Man is condemned to be free. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

Hockey's my favorite sport. - Denis Leary

Defect-free software does not exist. - Wietse Venema

Outdoor hockey is what it is all about. - Paul Coffey

Man is free at the instant he wants to be. - Voltaire

We hold the dust and let the gold go free. - G K Chesterton

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Beer: The method of turning grain into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

Figure skaters have awful perceptions of hockey players. - Kristi Yamaguchi

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

Only the truth of who you are, if realized, will set you free. - Eckhart Tolle

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe

Hockey seems completely lawless and, therefore, inexplicably sexy. - Rachel Nichols

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

Xerox Subsidy: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from a workplace - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To forgive is to set a prisoner free and discover that the prisoner was you. - Lewis B Smedes

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

The more you hold on to the true and the good, the more you are free to really live. - Ravi Zacharias

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

If we don't believe in free expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all. - Noah Chomsky

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

We want to feel free, yet are scared to muster the courage to do what's necessary to become free. - Kathy Caprino

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

One should be free to give the fullest expression to his disaffection so long as he does not contemplate, promote, or incite violence. - Mohandas Gandhi

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

It reminds me why I chose Dauntless in the first place: not because they are perfect, but because they are alive. Because they are free. - Veronica Roth

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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