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Man is condemned to be free. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

To succeed in hockey, you need teamwork. - Henry Samueli

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Man is free at the instant he wants to be. - Voltaire

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

Figure skaters have awful perceptions of hockey players. - Kristi Yamaguchi

Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let hawks go free. - Spanish Proverb

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

Everywhere animals are in chains, but we image them as free. - Carol J Adams

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. - Eric Hoffer

To forgive is to set a prisoner free and discover that the prisoner was you. - Lewis B Smedes

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

The more you hold on to the true and the good, the more you are free to really live. - Ravi Zacharias

The trouble with free elections is that you never know how they are going to turn out. - Vyacheslav Molotov

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

When you have robbed a man of everything, he is no longer in your power. He is free again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

Man is always prey to his truths. Once he has admitted them, he cannot free himself from them. - Albert Camus

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

It reminds me why I chose Dauntless in the first place: not because they are perfect, but because they are alive. Because they are free. - Veronica Roth

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump


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