#1 humor site on the 'net

Free Beer

Something the Toronto Maple Leafs and Cleveland Browns have in common

Free Beer thanks to Roy Bishop

QuotaBills
Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

Hockey is the original extreme sport. - Tom Ward

To succeed in hockey, you need teamwork. - Henry Samueli

When I discover who I am, I'll be free. - Ralph Ellison

Free men do not ask permission to bear arms. - Thomas Jefferson

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb

They are not free who drag their chains after them. - French Proverb

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

Figure skaters have awful perceptions of hockey players. - Kristi Yamaguchi

Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let hawks go free. - Spanish Proverb

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. - John 8:32

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr

The more you hold on to the true and the good, the more you are free to really live. - Ravi Zacharias

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown

To give up the task of reforming society is to give up one's responsibility as a free man. - Alan Paton

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge. - Groucho Marx

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier

If we command our wealth, we shall be rich and free; if our wealth commands us, we are poor indeed. - Edmund Burke

If we don't believe in free expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all. - Noah Chomsky

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker

To suppress free speech is a double wrong. It violates the rights of the hearer as well as those of the speaker. - Frederick Douglass

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your existence itself is an act of rebellion. - Albert Camus

Cut out the free feed for the boss hogs at the public trough and the spill-over they've been leaving us. We'll manage. - Paul Harvey

One should be free to give the fullest expression to his disaffection so long as he does not contemplate, promote, or incite violence. - Mohandas Gandhi

If we want a free and peaceful world, if we want to make the deserts bloom and man grow to greater dignity as a human being - we can do it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs


Michael Phelps - In The Beginning

Italian Chef Memorial

Baby iMac

Guard Roos

Come And Go Door Mat

Redneck Farmer

McDonalds in South America

Stealth Snake

Camouflage Pro

Beard Fashion

Playground Drivers

In Step Horse

Finger Olympics

Cow Licks

Dog Distress

Mate Attraction

Dark Room

Lineup For Dinner

Redneck Furnace

Traffic Sign Art

A Dog's Worst Nightmare

Garage Door Art

Kellogg's Fire

Teenage Independence