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Absolutely free, or greatis. - Archie Bunker

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

Outdoor hockey is what it is all about. - Paul Coffey

Hockey is figure skating in a war zone. - Unknown

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

He who has overcome his fears will truly be free. - Aristotle

There is no more expensive thing than a free gift. - Michel de Montaigne

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let hawks go free. - Spanish Proverb

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

Everywhere animals are in chains, but we image them as free. - Carol J Adams

Words are free. It's how you use them that may cost you. - Unknown

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

Hockey seems completely lawless and, therefore, inexplicably sexy. - Rachel Nichols

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

When you have robbed a man of everything, he is no longer in your power. He is free again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

To give up the task of reforming society is to give up one's responsibility as a free man. - Alan Paton

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

We want to feel free, yet are scared to muster the courage to do what's necessary to become free. - Kathy Caprino

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

To suppress free speech is a double wrong. It violates the rights of the hearer as well as those of the speaker. - Frederick Douglass

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

None who have always been free can understand the terrible fascinating power of the hope of freedom to those who are not free. - Pearl S Buck

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

I believe there's an Almighty, and I believe the Almighty's great gift to each man and woman in this world is the desire to be free. - George W Bush


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