QuotaBillsPayday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling
Man is free at the instant he wants to be. - Voltaire
We hold the dust and let the gold go free. - G K Chesterton
Draft Dodger: Someone who avoids beer on tap. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
No man is free who is not a master of himself. - Epictetus
There's always free cheese in a mousetrap. - Unknown
Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb
He who has overcome his fears will truly be free. - Aristotle
When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme
They are not free who drag their chains after them. - French Proverb
Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham
Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower
Only the truth of who you are, if realized, will set you free. - Eckhart Tolle
You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti
The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry
In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown
No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin
I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey
People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels
The trouble with free elections is, you never know who is going to get in. - Leonid Brezhnev
My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr
You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic
If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright
I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty
The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower
If we command our wealth, we shall be rich and free; if our wealth commands us, we are poor indeed. - Edmund Burke
No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump
Sometimes I feel like a normal person. Sometimes I forget I'm on parole, that I'm not really free. - Jennifer Lane
If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison
There is never a better measure of what a person is than what he does when he's absolutely free to choose. - William M. Bulger
Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius
A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney
I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves
The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your existence itself is an act of rebellion. - Albert Camus
Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton
Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry
If we want a free and peaceful world, if we want to make the deserts bloom and man grow to greater dignity as a human being - we can do it. - Eleanor Roosevelt
I believe there's an Almighty, and I believe the Almighty's great gift to each man and woman in this world is the desire to be free. - George W Bush
I found my prince - he's a hockey player and we met at an NHL event, the last place I'd ever expect to meet someone, but there he was. - Carol Alt
If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster