Flu Fashion

I told you I was sick. - B.P. Roberts

Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Grief is itself a medicine. - William Cowper

Diabetes is a lousy, lousy disease. - Elaine Stritch

For a desperate disease, a desperate cure. - Latin Proverb

When you treat a disease, first treat the mind. - Chen Jen

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

False Doctrine: Giving people the wrong medicine - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

Nationalism is an infantile disease. It is the measles of mankind. - Albert Einstein

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

Irony: 1. Being witty at all costs; 2. A vegetarian catching swine flu. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

I'm not sick, I'm twisted. Sick makes it sound like there's a cure! - Unknown

When a lot of remedies are suggested for a disease, that means it cannot be cured. - Anton Chekhov

First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

The biggest disease today is not leprosy or tuberculosis, but the feeling of being unwanted. - Mother Teresa

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. - Oscar Wilde

To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. - Thomas Paine

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a madhouse. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick and weary. - Martin Luther

Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof. - Alan Moore

With some diseases, like type 2 diabetes, if people get alerted early, they can take steps to avert getting sick. - Elizabeth Holmes

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden

It is astonishing with how little reading a doctor can practice medicine, but is not astonishing how badly he may do it. - William Osler

The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien