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I told you I was sick. - B.P. Roberts

Gangrene: To be feeling sick - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster

Boredom is a sickness of the soul. - Unknown

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides

I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali

No medicine cures what happiness cannot. - Gabriel G Marquez

Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. - The Devil Wears Prada

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

With some diseases, like type 2 diabetes, if people get alerted early, they can take steps to avert getting sick. - Elizabeth Holmes

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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