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Grief is itself a medicine. - William Cowper

Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous

Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster

Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Diabetes is a lousy, lousy disease. - Elaine Stritch

The best medicine is having a good wife. - Kin Hubbard

No medicine cures what happiness cannot. - Gabriel G Marquez

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

False Doctrine: Giving people the wrong medicine - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Chirpes: A canarial disease from kissing a canary. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. - The Devil Wears Prada

Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Those who have the disease called Jesus will never be cured. - Brennan Manning

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte

Doctors automatically know what's wrong with you. They have a sick sense. - Beau M

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh

I'm not sick, I'm twisted. Sick makes it sound like there's a cure! - Unknown

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

When a lot of remedies are suggested for a disease, that means it cannot be cured. - Anton Chekhov

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman

Not enough people know what Lyme disease is and the dangers of being bitten by an insect. - Gigi Hadid

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

As it takes two to make a quarrel, so it takes two to make a disease, the microbe and its host. - Charles V. Chapin

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

The good physician treats the disease; the great physician treats the patient who has the disease. - William Osler

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. - Flip Wilson

To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. - Thomas Paine

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

I think I have a disease called spontaneous disclosure. I need to tell everyone my life story instantaneously. - Kelly Ripa

Albert Schweitzer's philosophy is that a sick, miserable African of today can be a strong healthy cannibal tomorrow. - Joe E Lewis

Medicine is the restoration of discordant elements; sickness is the discord of the elements infused into the living body. - Leonardo da Vinci

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien