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Grief is itself a medicine. - William Cowper

Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

Sickness comes on horseback but departs on foot. - Dutch Proverb

Psychoanalysis is the disease it claims to cure. - Karl Kraus

False Doctrine: Giving people the wrong medicine - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease. - Bill Maher

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown

Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

I'm never sick. Why get sick? It's a waste of time. - Martha Stewart

No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish. - Kin Hubbard

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

You may know the intractability of a disease by its long list of remedies. - Alonzo Clark

Antitoxidote cruisin' through my system looking for some disease to attack. - Archie Bunker

When a lot of remedies are suggested for a disease, that means it cannot be cured. - Anton Chekhov

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

The good physician treats the disease; the great physician treats the patient who has the disease. - William Osler

Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. - Oscar Wilde

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. - Flip Wilson

Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a madhouse. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick and weary. - Martin Luther

I think I have a disease called spontaneous disclosure. I need to tell everyone my life story instantaneously. - Kelly Ripa

Asthma is a disease that has practically the same symptoms as passion except that with asthma it lasts longer. - Unknown

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

Albert Schweitzer's philosophy is that a sick, miserable African of today can be a strong healthy cannibal tomorrow. - Joe E Lewis

'Psychotherapy' is a private, confidential conversation that has nothing to do with illness, medicine, or healing. - Thomas Szasz

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

You've heard of people calling in sick. You may have called in sick a few times yourself. But have you ever thought about calling in well? - Tom Robbins

There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman


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