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I told you I was sick. - B.P. Roberts

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Every disease is a physician. - Irish Proverb

Boredom is a sickness of the soul. - Unknown

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

When you treat a disease, first treat the mind. - Chen Jen

The doctor is often more to be feared than the disease. - French Proverb

No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

Nationalism is an infantile disease. It is the measles of mankind. - Albert Einstein

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

You may know the intractability of a disease by its long list of remedies. - Alonzo Clark

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

We have to live our lives as if we are dying of a fatal disease. Because we are. - Phineas Narco

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

Not enough people know what Lyme disease is and the dangers of being bitten by an insect. - Gigi Hadid

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

People were never "living with their disease." We cured them. Or they died from it. - Neil deGrasse Tyson

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. - Oscar Wilde

Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a madhouse. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

I think I have a disease called spontaneous disclosure. I need to tell everyone my life story instantaneously. - Kelly Ripa

Asthma is a disease that has practically the same symptoms as passion except that with asthma it lasts longer. - Unknown

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof. - Alan Moore

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - O.S. Marden

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

Hastiness and superficiality are the psychic diseases of the 20th century, and more than anywhere else this disease is reflected in the press. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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