Flu Fashion

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster

Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

A dreaded disease is infilteratin' our home - Archie Bunker

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker

The doctor is often more to be feared than the disease. - French Proverb

There is no physician who can cure the disease of love. - African Proverb

A sweating ovary or a sick prostate explains most history. - Martin H. Fischer

I'm never sick. Why get sick? It's a waste of time. - Martha Stewart

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

Antitoxidote cruisin' through my system looking for some disease to attack. - Archie Bunker

First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

To cure the British disease with socialism was like trying to cure leukemia with leeches. - Margaret Thatcher

The biggest disease today is not leprosy or tuberculosis, but the feeling of being unwanted. - Mother Teresa

Let your entrance into the sick room decrease, not increase, the irritability of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. - Flip Wilson

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

I think I have a disease called spontaneous disclosure. I need to tell everyone my life story instantaneously. - Kelly Ripa

Asthma is a disease that has practically the same symptoms as passion except that with asthma it lasts longer. - Unknown

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

With some diseases, like type 2 diabetes, if people get alerted early, they can take steps to avert getting sick. - Elizabeth Holmes

Hastiness and superficiality are the psychic diseases of the 20th century, and more than anywhere else this disease is reflected in the press. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise