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Men are easy to get but hard to keep. - Mae West

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Men have become the tools of their tools. - Henry David Thoreau

It is difficulties that show what men are. - William Hazlitt

I am a strong woman because a strong woman raised me. - Unknown

Do not pray for easier lives. Pray to be stronger men. - John F Kennedy

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

Boys will be boys and so will a lot of middle-aged men. - Kin Hubbard

There are always flowers for those who want to see them. - Henri Matisse

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. - Spanish Proverb

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

Men do not desire to be rich, but to be richer than other men. - John S Mill

Since the thing perhaps is to eat flowers and not to be afraid. - e e cummings

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

The best years of a woman's life - the ten years between 39 and 40. - Unknown

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

We've drifted away from being fishers of men to being keepers of the aquarium. - Paul Harvey

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A woman is the full circle. Within her is the power to create, nurture and transform. - Diane Mariechild

Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown

I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor

Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin

A man has to be Joe McCarthy to be called ruthless. All a woman has to do is put you on hold. - Marlo Thomas

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

How good we are as preachers depends - not altogether, but primarily - on how good we are as men. - John Knox

Choose silence of all virtues, for by it you hear other men's imperfections, and conceal your own. - George Bernard Shaw

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age; a woman who would tell one would tell one anything. - Oscar Wilde

Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb

The greatest men sometimes overshoot themselves, but then their very mistakes are so many lessons of instruction. - Tom Browne

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich


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