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Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

Few great men would have got past personnel. - Paul Goodman

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

Hope is the only bee that makes honey without flowers. - Robert G Ingersoll

There are always flowers for those who want to see them. - Henri Matisse

Men often applaud an imitation, and hiss the real thing. - Aesop

The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde

We're women. We have a double standard to live up to. - Ally McBeal

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. - Erica Jong

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating. - Oscar Wilde

In great literature, I become a thousand different men but still remain myself. - C S Lewis

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Irwin Corey

Crochet: An exercise that gives women something to think about when they are talking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown

The greatest men have been those who have cut their way to success through difficulties. - F.W. Robertson

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton

I believe in loyalty: I think when a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick to it. - Eva Gabor

It is easier for a woman to defend her virtue against men than her reputation against women. - French Proverb

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. - Oscar Wilde

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didn't they'd be married too. - H L Mencken

By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong. - Unknown

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

The widening of woman's sphere is to improve her lot. Let us do it, and if the world scoff, let it scoff - if it sneer, let it sneer. - Lucy Stone

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera

The hallmark of religion is to distrust claims made for mortal men. It is in ages of great religious faith that great skepticism can find expression. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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