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Women Liberteens - Archie Bunker

Dull women have immaculate homes. - Unknown

Yes, all men must die. But we are not men. - Daenerys Targaryen

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. - Kathy Lette

Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation. - James Thurber

Perfect numbers, like perfect men, are very rare. - Rene Descartes

I only like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign. - Mae West

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

Men will let you abuse them only if you make them laugh. - Henry Ward Beecher

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

They are happy men whose natures sort with their vocations. - Francis Bacon

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works. - Will Rogers

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns

That woman is liable to come at you like a Doberman's Pincher. - Archie Bunker

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. - Will Rogers

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat. - Oscar Wilde

The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. - Plato

Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. - Virginia Woolf

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

Never try to impress a woman because if you do, you'll have to keep up that standard the rest of your life. - WC Fields

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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