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Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

Dull women have immaculate homes. - Unknown

Either war is obsolete, or men are. - R Buckminster Fuller

Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson

He who looketh upon a woman loseth a fender. - Auto repair shop

When good men die, their goodness does not perish. - Euripides

Second Marriage: The triumph of hope over experience. - Samuel Johnson

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

It is much easier to take care of a sackful of fleas than a woman. - German Proverb

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

Lawyers are men who will swear black is white, if they are paid for it. - Edward Counsel

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say no in any of them. - Dorothy Parker

Be brave. Cowards always get hurt. Brave men generally come out unharmed. - A.B. Simpson

Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. - G K Chesterton

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. - Edmund Burke

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought. - Matsuo Basho

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

The apprenticeship of difficulty is one which the greatest of men have had to serve. - Samuel Smiles

I believe in loyalty: I think when a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick to it. - Eva Gabor

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Plant your garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. - Jose L Borges

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller

Choose silence of all virtues, for by it you hear other men's imperfections, and conceal your own. - George Bernard Shaw

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

When I was a young man I vowed never to marry until I found the ideal woman. Well, I found her but, alas, she was waiting for the ideal man. - Alain

We who lived in concentration camps can remember the men who walked through the huts comforting others, giving away their last piece of bread. - Viktor Frankl

Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell


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