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Firewood Tree

Art in the petrified forest

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Would you make it if you had wood?

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

I'm an early-morning owl. - Patrick Wilson

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

When the owl sings, the night is silent. - Charles de Leusse

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls. - Bible

If you hate where you are, move - you are not a tree. - Unknown

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

Trees are not known by their leaves, nor even by their blossoms, but by their fruits. - Eleanor of Aquitaine

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train. - Robbie Coltrane

I rejoice that there are owls. They represent the stark twilight and unsatisfied thoughts which all have. - Henry David Thoreau

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne

There comes a stage at which a man would rather die cleanly by a bullet than by the unknown terror of the phantom in the forest. - Tahir Shah

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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