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Firewood Tree

Art in the petrified forest

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Would you make it if you had wood?

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

When the owl sings, the night is silent. - Charles de Leusse

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. - Ronald Reagan

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls. - Bible

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?" - George Carlin

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train. - Robbie Coltrane

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari


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