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Mouth-to-mouth restitution - Archie Bunker

Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous

Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster

A closed mouth catches no flies. - French Proverb

I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali

Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer

You can never put too much pork in your mouth. - Lewis Black

I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee win. - C-3PO

Roasted pigeons will not fly into one's mouth. - Dutch Proverb

Panic is not an effective long-term organizing strategy. - Starhawk

I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth. - Chico Marx

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

He's got some grand strategy that he can't revulge. - Archie Bunker

The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps. - Benjamin Disraeli

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

A bore is a person who opens his mouth and puts his feats in it. - Henry Ford

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

In good times, people want to advertise; in bad times, they have to. - Bruce Barton

Advertising has annihilated the power of the most powerful adjectives. - Paul Valery

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

It is better to have less thunder in the mouth and more lightning in the hand. - Apache Proverb

You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. - Old Farmer's Almanac

Advertising Agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. - Fred Allen

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed. - Unknown

More contact means more sharing of information, gossiping, exchanging, engaging - in short, more word of mouth. - Gary Vaynerchuk

You always buy familiar names, the ones you recognize; that's why the adman always claims it pays to advertise. - Unknown

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

I used to advertise my loyalty and I don't believe there is a single person I loved that I didn't eventually betray. - Albert Camus

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. - Sinclair Lewis

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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