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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster

A closed mouth catches no flies. - French Proverb

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer

You can never put too much pork in your mouth. - Lewis Black

Roasted pigeons will not fly into one's mouth. - Dutch Proverb

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth. - Chico Marx

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey

A bore is a person who opens his mouth and puts his feats in it. - Henry Ford

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

Carol Anne had a bad case of motor-mouth. Amanda wanted to install a muffler. - Tamara Thorne

This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh

It is better to have less thunder in the mouth and more lightning in the hand. - Apache Proverb

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

When you speak to a man, look on his eyes; when he speaks to thee, look on his mouth. - Benjamin Franklin

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. - Ernest Hemingway

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Groucho Marx

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - O.S. Marden

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

I used to advertise my loyalty and I don't believe there is a single person I loved that I didn't eventually betray. - Albert Camus

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. - Sinclair Lewis


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