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I have the mouth of a sailor. - Kristen Bell

Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous

Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster

A closed mouth gathers no feet. - American Proverb

Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer

You're short on ears and long on mouth. - John Wayne

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

Content is the atomic particle of all digital marketing. - Rebecca Lieb

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

A portrait is a picture in which there is something wrong with the mouth. - Eugene Speicher

However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results. - Winston Churchill

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

The easiest way to avoid wrong notes is to never open your mouth and sing. What a mistake that would be. - Pete Seeger

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden

Even when you are marketing to your entire audience or customer base, you are still simply speaking to a single human at any given time. - Ann Handley

Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien

The biggest risk is not taking any risk. In a world that is changing really quickly, the only strategy that is guaranteed to fail is not taking risks. - Mark Zuckerberg


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