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Marketing: Lying in loafers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best medicine is having a good wife. - Kin Hubbard

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown

If you ran like your mouth, you'd be in good shape. - Unknown

Luck is like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth. - Japanese Proverb

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

He can't help it - he was born with a silver foot in his mouth. - George HW Bush

The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel

Just because it pops into my head does not mean it should come out of my mouth. - Unknown

You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. - Old Farmer's Almanac

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Groucho Marx

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham

To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. - Thomas Paine

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed. - Unknown

More contact means more sharing of information, gossiping, exchanging, engaging - in short, more word of mouth. - Gary Vaynerchuk

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

It is astonishing with how little reading a doctor can practice medicine, but is not astonishing how badly he may do it. - William Osler

The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless. - Unknown

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock

In other industries, value is defined by the ultimate stakeholder - the one who benefits, or not, from the service. We should do the same in medicine. - Dave deBronkart


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