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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous

A closed mouth catches no flies. - French Proverb

The best medicine is having a good wife. - Kin Hubbard

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Strategy is a pattern in a stream of decisions. - Henry Mintzberg

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

Roasted pigeons will not fly into one's mouth. - Dutch Proverb

Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson

If you ran like your mouth, you'd be in good shape. - Unknown

Why is it we never get our bad medicine in small doses? - Edmund H North

Panic is not an effective long-term organizing strategy. - Starhawk

He's got some grand strategy that he can't revulge. - Archie Bunker

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results. - Winston Churchill

Epitaph: A belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued. - Irvin S Cobb

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

Good marketing makes the company look smart. Great marketing makes the customer feel smart. - Joe Chernov

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Groucho Marx

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed. - Unknown

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera. - Unknown

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

Medicine is the restoration of discordant elements; sickness is the discord of the elements infused into the living body. - Leonardo da Vinci

The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless. - Unknown

The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

In other industries, value is defined by the ultimate stakeholder - the one who benefits, or not, from the service. We should do the same in medicine. - Dave deBronkart


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