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Mouth-to-mouth restitution - Archie Bunker

Grief is itself a medicine. - William Cowper

A closed mouth gathers no feet. - American Proverb

Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer

False Doctrine: Giving people the wrong medicine - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth. - Mike Tyson

I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown

The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps. - Benjamin Disraeli

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

Hawaiian Punch: What you get when you mouth off to a Polynesian - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

He can't help it - he was born with a silver foot in his mouth. - George HW Bush

In good times, people want to advertise; in bad times, they have to. - Bruce Barton

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh

There is no such thing as a bad client, but there such a thing as bad advertising. - Jerry D Femina

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

When you speak to a man, look on his eyes; when he speaks to thee, look on his mouth. - Benjamin Franklin

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. - Ernest Hemingway

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. - Thomas Paine

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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