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Mouth-to-mouth restitution - Archie Bunker

A closed mouth catches no flies. - French Proverb

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

Roasted pigeons will not fly into one's mouth. - Dutch Proverb

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Panic is not an effective long-term organizing strategy. - Starhawk

I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth. - Chico Marx

Luck is like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth. - Japanese Proverb

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

He's got some grand strategy that he can't revulge. - Archie Bunker

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

Advertising has annihilated the power of the most powerful adjectives. - Paul Valery

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

Carol Anne had a bad case of motor-mouth. Amanda wanted to install a muffler. - Tamara Thorne

It is better to have less thunder in the mouth and more lightning in the hand. - Apache Proverb

You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. - Old Farmer's Almanac

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. - Ambrose Bierce

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. - Ernest Hemingway

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. - Sinclair Lewis

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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