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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

False Doctrine: Giving people the wrong medicine - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee win. - C-3PO

If you ran like your mouth, you'd be in good shape. - Unknown

Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth. - Mike Tyson

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps. - Benjamin Disraeli

She has the eyes of Caligula, but the mouth of Marilyn Monroe. - Francois Mitterrand

Hawaiian Punch: What you get when you mouth off to a Polynesian - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. - Rex Reed

Advertising has annihilated the power of the most powerful adjectives. - Paul Valery

I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

A portrait is a picture in which there is something wrong with the mouth. - Eugene Speicher

Strategy execution is the responsibility that makes or breaks executives. - Alan Branche

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

There is no such thing as a bad client, but there such a thing as bad advertising. - Jerry D Femina

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. - Ernest Hemingway

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

The easiest way to avoid wrong notes is to never open your mouth and sing. What a mistake that would be. - Pete Seeger

When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, "I was just whispering in her mouth". - Groucho Marx

A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed. - Unknown

More contact means more sharing of information, gossiping, exchanging, engaging - in short, more word of mouth. - Gary Vaynerchuk

You always buy familiar names, the ones you recognize; that's why the adman always claims it pays to advertise. - Unknown

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. - Sinclair Lewis

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler

The biggest risk is not taking any risk. In a world that is changing really quickly, the only strategy that is guaranteed to fail is not taking risks. - Mark Zuckerberg

In other industries, value is defined by the ultimate stakeholder - the one who benefits, or not, from the service. We should do the same in medicine. - Dave deBronkart


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