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Financial Meltdown

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Financial Meltdown thanks to Roy Taylor

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Gentlemen prefer bonds. - Andrew Mellon

Speak silver, reply gold. - Swahili Proverb

How much money is enough? - Talmud

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. - Unknown

He does not own money whose money owns him. - St. Cyprian

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

I'm a dirt person. I trust the dirt. I don't trust diamonds and gold. - Eartha Kitt

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to. - Alexander Pope

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me his watch. - Woody Allen

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is. - Oscar Wilde

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek


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