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Financial Meltdown

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Financial Meltdown thanks to Roy Taylor

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Speech is silver; silence is golden. - Thomas Carlyle

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

Igloo: 1. An icicle built for two; 2. An Alaskan toilet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Every dollar you invest in your personal development adds 30 to your bottom line. - Brian Tracy

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like. - Will Smith

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump

Commerce: A kind of transaction in which A plunders from B the goods of C, and for compensation B picks the pocket of D of money belonging to E. - Ambrose Bierce


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