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Financial Meltdown

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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. - Unknown

Stocks do not move unless they are pushed. - S Jay Levin

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. - Steven Wright

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

If you don't know who you are, the stock market is an expensive place to find out. - George Goodman

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me his watch. - Woody Allen

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire


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