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Financial Meltdown

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Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb

Financial Dilemma: A bill pickle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

Money no longer talks. It just goes without saying. - George Humphrey

Fidelity bought with money can be overcome by money. - Seneca

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? - Steven Spielberg

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

I'm a dirt person. I trust the dirt. I don't trust diamonds and gold. - Eartha Kitt

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you. - Kin Hubbard

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

Money doesn't change men, it merely unmasks them. If a man is naturally selfish, or arrogant, or greedy, the money brings that out. - Henry Ford


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