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Erkel Economy

Optimism on the road to economic recovery

Erkel Economy thanks to Diane Baugh

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Urkel was a fictional character on the ABC/CBS sitcom 'Family Matters'. Intended as a minor character, Urkel became very popular for his oddball antics. Family Matters co-creator Michael Warren named the character after his friend, writer and director Steve Erkel.
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A fool and her money are soon courted. - Helen Rowland

Waitress: A woman who thinks money grows on trays - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis. - Robert Heilbroner

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki. - Nigel Starmer-Smith

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly. - Peter deVries

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down. - Flip Wilson

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

Invest in the human soul. Who knows, it might be a diamond in the rough. - Mary McLeod Bethune

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

I've had a very good stretch with startup investing, and I think it's very important to know when to hold your chips. - Tim Ferriss

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

The cost of oblivious daydreaming was always this moment of return, the realignment with what had been before and now seemed a little worse. - Ian McEwan


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