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Erkel Economy

Optimism on the road to economic recovery

Erkel Economy thanks to Diane Baugh

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Urkel was a fictional character on the ABC/CBS sitcom 'Family Matters'. Intended as a minor character, Urkel became very popular for his oddball antics. Family Matters co-creator Michael Warren named the character after his friend, writer and director Steve Erkel.
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Speak silver, reply gold. - Swahili Proverb

How much money is enough? - Talmud

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

Experience teaches slowly, and at the cost of mistakes. - James A. Froude

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau. - Irving Fisher

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

A diamond, though set in horns, is still a diamond, and sparkles in purest gold. - Philip Massinger

If you don't know who you are, the stock market is an expensive place to find out. - George Goodman

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation, and I care not who makes its laws. - Mayer A. Rothschild

Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back. - Thomas Sowell

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

A democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates. - Gore Vidal

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

I've had a very good stretch with startup investing, and I think it's very important to know when to hold your chips. - Tim Ferriss

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash


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