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Erkel Economy

Optimism on the road to economic recovery

Erkel Economy thanks to Diane Baugh

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Urkel was a fictional character on the ABC/CBS sitcom 'Family Matters'. Intended as a minor character, Urkel became very popular for his oddball antics. Family Matters co-creator Michael Warren named the character after his friend, writer and director Steve Erkel.

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Marry money. - Max Shulman

One Scent: The cost of a skunk - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb

Every crowd has a silver lining. - P.T. Barnum

Sliver Dollar: Use of wooden money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Speech is silver; silence is golden. - Thomas Carlyle

Stocks do not move unless they are pushed. - S Jay Levin

I sell frosting for money. I'm a frostitute. - Unknown

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Steve Martin

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. - Unknown

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis. - Robert Heilbroner

As every thread of gold is valuable, so is every moment of time. - J. Mason

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

Old houses mended, cost little less than new before they're ended. - Colley Cibber

Invest in the human soul. Who knows, it might be a diamond in the rough. - Mary McLeod Bethune

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

A sympathizer is a fellow that's for you as long as it doesn't cost anything. - Kin Hubbard

If a dollar doesn't do what it used to, remember that hardly anyone else does either. - Amish Saying

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

Money doesn't change men, it merely unmasks them. If a man is naturally selfish, or arrogant, or greedy, the money brings that out. - Henry Ford

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher


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