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Erkel Economy

Optimism on the road to economic recovery

Erkel Economy thanks to Diane Baugh

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Urkel was a fictional character on the ABC/CBS sitcom 'Family Matters'. Intended as a minor character, Urkel became very popular for his oddball antics. Family Matters co-creator Michael Warren named the character after his friend, writer and director Steve Erkel.
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Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb

Speech is silver; silence is golden. - Thomas Carlyle

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

Fidelity bought with money can be overcome by money. - Seneca

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

I like gold because it is a stabilizer; it is an insurance policy. - Kevin O'Leary

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Old houses mended, cost little less than new before they're ended. - Colley Cibber

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

A diamond, though set in horns, is still a diamond, and sparkles in purest gold. - Philip Massinger

The true alchemists do not change lead into gold; they change the world into words. - William H Gass

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

Commerce: A kind of transaction in which A plunders from B the goods of C, and for compensation B picks the pocket of D of money belonging to E. - Ambrose Bierce

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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