Eat Your Vegetables

Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

Char: Common method of cooking over a campfire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

The first couple of days on the detox diet aren't pleasant. - Carol Vorderman

We are seldom aware of what's cooking until the pot boils over. - Amish Saying

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

Juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet. - Eddie Huang

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo