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I hid myself in food. - Gordon Ramsay

Diet Planner: A fast talker. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is too short to be on a diet. - Taylor J Reid

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

Radish: A vegetable that speaks for itself - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Char: Common method of cooking over a campfire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm tired of recipes assuming I have a stove. - Kevin Farzad

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

Juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet. - Eddie Huang

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright


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