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A brand new vacuum cleaner with all the latest attractions - Archie Bunker

Vacuum Cleaner: 1. A sonic broom; 2. A broom with a stomach. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard. - Margaret C Banning

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. - Oliver Herford

Rivers in the United States are so polluted that acid rain makes them cleaner. - Andrew Malcolm

Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner. - Sophia Loren

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut


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