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What a beautiful view! - Alan Shepard

All men by nature desire to know. - Aristotle

Homemade dishes drive one from home. - Thomas Hood

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

Nature creates nothing without a purpose. - Aristotle

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

We're just sweeping dirty dishes under the rug. - Archie Bunker

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

I always have an optimistic view, no matter what it is. - Stephen Curry

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

My wish is to stay always like this, living quietly in a corner of nature. - Claude Monet

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

Only the brace know how to forgive. A coward never forgave; it is not in his nature. - Laurence Sterne

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

Sayin' grace - it's just thankin' Mother Nature, whose 1st name just happens to be Grace. - Archie Bunker

Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing. - Thomas Paine

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

Physics investigates the essential nature of the world, and biology describes a local bump. Human psychology describes a bump on the bump. - Willard Quine

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson


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